Thankfully this pass no!

Then don't move next door to me...Satan would be the next house down from me...(He is a total p*ss) compared to me.

its a definite possibility.....

no no I lived with it..woke up telling me about it almost every night about 3 am

son of satan....sheesh and I'm supposed to think thats normal

He!! No i left him and his son behind allmost 13yr's ago after bein in the same house with him for over 20yr's

of course SATAN is my neighbor, he has been given the WORLD as HIS DOMAIN...

Oh crap! If this turns into some religious thread.... I will flag it faster than Oprah can suck down a bag of chips.

No, but the Spawn of Satan used to reside with me in the form of a seemingly adorable kitten (when he is sleeping).

When he was awake, he had been known to wait until an unsuspecting human wandered by and then he would attack! He was extremely quick and could climb 5'+ in a split second...leaving small, bloody wounds in the flesh of his victims...and disappearing under the nearest piece of furniture before said victim could truly react.

The Spawn is now residing on a local farm (8 miles from here) where he is happily stalking rodents.

**UPDATE**

After placing a few phone calls, I have been informed that Satan was sighted having a light snack at Burger King a few minutes ago.

Dang lil....that is the wierdly sexiest thing I have read tonight.

*STICKS HER TONGUE @ YOU KNOW WHO*

ROFL...well, ty...I think. (Goes to sit in corner and ponder the above quote).

No, my neighbor is a sweet little 94 yr. old lady who can't see very well. She gives me gardening tips)

Man... I can only WISH he was my neighbor. The parties would be insane!!!

nahhh....hes harmless yet we have given him the nickname "cracky"