Topic: I think I love you...... | |
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So why not get married right? I mean...it is the "next step" in the process right?
NO!!!!!!! It isn't. I say this cause I know of someone who is about to get married because "Dude! It is the next step. Gotta make an honest woman out of her yanno!" No wonder the divorce rate is so high in our country. |
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so wait, let me get this straight...
You DON'T want to marry me? |
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Just say no
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well i was just kidding when i proposed. i do that occasionaly.
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So why not get married right? I mean...it is the "next step" in the process right? NO!!!!!!! It isn't. I say this cause I know of someone who is about to get married because "Dude! It is the next step. Gotta make an honest woman out of her yanno!" No wonder the divorce rate is so high in our country. No this is not the next step ... Why oh why do people get married for THE WRONG REASONS |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then??
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so wait, let me get this straight... You DON'T want to marry me? Well.....I just think we need to take things a little slower. |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? uhmm...well...uhhh...hmmm...yeah...nope...guess there aren't any... |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? uhmm...well...uhhh...hmmm...yeah...nope...guess there aren't any... Less taxes |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? uhmm...well...uhhh...hmmm...yeah...nope...guess there aren't any... Less taxes really??? well let's do it then |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? medical insurance....and you had nothing better to do that day.... |
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Well.....I just think we need to take things a little slower. But, like, I really love you! Yeah! I really really do! I don't get to be Mrs. Goofball? go on, break my poor little heart. Meanie... |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? uhmm...well...uhhh...hmmm...yeah...nope...guess there aren't any... Less taxes really??? well let's do it then Too late for this year, but we could save a bundle next year |
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Well.....I just think we need to take things a little slower. But, like, I really love you! Yeah! I really really do! I don't get to be Mrs. Goofball? go on, break my poor little heart. Meanie... But I wanna be Mrs. Enforcer. |
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come on...........lets go to vegas!!
I wanna get married in a pink cowgirl outfit...and I think its the only place that they'll let me!!!!!! |
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But I wanna be Mrs. Enforcer.
LOL.... Dork.... I still love you though. I can wait. How many babies are you going to give me for me to sell to Angelina Jolie so I can buy that Shelby Cobra I have always wanted?? |
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so what are the right reasons to get married then?? uhmm...well...uhhh...hmmm...yeah...nope...guess there aren't any... Less taxes really??? well let's do it then Too late for this year, but we could save a bundle next year lol...so what's the absolute last day we can postpone the nuptuals to and still qualify??? |
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But I wanna be Mrs. Enforcer.
LOL.... Dork.... I still love you though. I can wait. How many babies are you going to give me for me to sell to Angelina Jolie so I can buy that Shelby Cobra I have always wanted?? Will five do? And Catwoman...I wanna see you in that outfit. |
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Will five do?
And Catwoman...I wanna see you in that outfit. Depends. Are you part Cambodian? Maybe we could move to Utah and you can marry me and Catwoman! |
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Will five do?
And Catwoman...I wanna see you in that outfit. Depends. Are you part Cambodian? Maybe we could move to Utah and you can marry me and Catwoman! Ahhhhhhhh! Now I have met my dream women! |
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