i did that to a big fountain inside a mall infront of a bar and grill me and a few friends were hanging out at. i thought it would be cute to add some bubbles to the fountain but it sudsed over making a big mess. i was arrested because i was caught on a security cam dumping the dish soap in. i got probation and a few fine plus had to pay for cleanup...lol

My ex would have loved that. Not as much as the clothespin "zipper" or...thats enough for now. lol

Note to self, never use duct tape to make a jock strap.

or to make a mask to rob a liquor store as shown here....

one of my kids did that once never could imagine the suds could be a foot and a half tall eh? all over the floor lol

Hmmmmm. They always say soap is soap is soap, right?

No, not true!

Paper towels make coffee filters, but not the cheapy ones.

Apples can serve many uses as well.

And I learned not to EVER use cheap toilet paper as a paper towel. Not ever. For any reason.

And ladies? Don't use Angel Soft toilet paper. It rubs off down there. I have a friend who has a friend who went to go down on this lady and there was toilet paper clumped all in her junk.

I once put windshield washer fluid in the radiator fluid container. Couldn't figure out why my wipers wouldn't spit anything out!

Oh, and I left my car running to get all the ice/snow off of it after a particularly bad storm and forgot until 12:00 am that night. It ran in the driveway for ummmmm, a whole bunch of hours!

A quick trip to the restroom to freshen up is always a good idea. Yikes!

that's why one of my old girlfriends banned me from the kitchen...that and I could flip a grillcheese on a skillet and she couldn't

I did that too Mark

I got sick of stubbing my toe on the table and tripping on power cords, so I flipped my kitchen table upside down and hung it from 2 i hooks in the ceiling with my main computer system on top.

Playing a game of Yahtzee I throw the dice in a glass of juice I was drinking (thinking it was my cup where dice go) and started shaking as it sprayed all over me. I realized that one second not paying attention could make alot of people laugh. I was embarrassed. lol

The dishwasher incident is funny Marc!

cant open a jar

accidentally used regular bleach instead of color safe bleach whoops

me and a couple of guys at the dealership i worked at tried to hook up those corny blue washer lights to my car (and theirs) and connected them to the headlights like morons.

so when we all turned our engines on at once, the lights exploded on the hoods like lil tiny atom bombs.

i about died at the paint that was seared. LOL

i was 19. damnit!

i once leaned on my friends bumper of his car and it fell off... so i ghetto rigged it back on with twine and duct tape..

then one day he was angry he kicked it (sooo not hard like a lil tap) and it fell off.

I stood there .. eyes all huge and said "dude.. you broke your bumper!!"

HAHAHAHA

that is freakin amazing.

i abuse my feet on furniture, corners of walls... all kinds of crap. its amazing. its like my brain refuses to remember my toes are there!@!

Ive done the exact same thing, dont worry. My kitchen looked like that scene from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

I put a red rug in with a white rug in the washer. I had a clean red rug and a pink rug.

my neighbor asked the woman; if she was going to have a girl, or boy. he said; she looked like a prego. But, she was not a prego. She told him--"Well I never." He said; "Well, I guess you look, like you did." She says,"You get the ____ out of my way , you_____ ______ ______." then, my neighbor said: "Well i guess she told me."

Uhhh. Yeah you are supposed to NEVER assume a woman is pregnant. A good way to get a beating.