No one believes seniors...everyone thinks they are
senile.

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The
Couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had
moved back to
Their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.
It was not
Locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd
shared,
Where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an
armored car,
Practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly
picked it up, but
Not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There,
she counted
The money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back
in the bag
And hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the
neighborhood looking
For the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me,
but did either
Of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car
yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One
says: "Tell
Us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home
from school
Yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says,
"We're outta here."

That ain't 'Senile' ...

That's smart 'De-nile'...

LMAO good one