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Topic: what should I do?
t42500 Joined Thu 10/16/08 Posts: 201	Wed 01/21/09 08:21 PM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received Translation: I have NO self control nor do I value the intimacy between 2 people YOU ARE VERY SEXY

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 01/21/09 08:25 PM
This is getting funnier by the moment....after the fact.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 01/21/09 08:26 PM
Inflatable sheep are cheap.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Wed 01/21/09 08:27 PM
actually...I wouldn't suggest masturbation, because it is scientifically proven that it only increases the sex drive. It treats the symptoms but doesn't get rid of the underlying problem. In fact... if you did masturbate your balls technically could become even bluer... so to speak. Here is my advice...take it for what it is. Try Mindurbation...yes.. urbanizing your mind of all the traffic by thinking on things that are pure...and good and holy instead. If you do that the devil whose turning your balls blue will go away & you won't have the problem anymore... you'll just be, what is that forgotten word? ABSTINENT long enough for wiffey wiffey to come around as a blessing from God as a result of such a pure mind! Those who suggested masturbation...notice how they are all single. Gee... I guess they haven't fleed from the devil yet! Don't let them fool you...they are all satan's agents with human face. In all of my conversations with god.. .and when I say "conversations" I mean I did all the talking.... not once did I receive a sign that would indicate that masturbation was bad, evil, the work of the devil, or a path to a hell that I don't believe exists.

DonnieDarko Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 1732	Wed 01/21/09 08:33 PM
maybe you should put away the blue paint

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Wed 01/21/09 08:34 PM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received Umm .... they're going to want you to pay for it. Don't get entrapped and busted. Craigslist is infamous for prostitution.

Dustin24 Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 93	Wed 01/21/09 08:36 PM
prostitution is only if there is money involved right?

Drago01 Joined Tue 12/30/08 Posts: 1311	Wed 01/21/09 08:37 PM
You do know that alot of those responses are from Pros dont you? Best to make sure up front hehe.

bryguy1972 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 251	Wed 01/21/09 08:39 PM
prostitution is only if there is money involved right? Or Cool Whip.

Tanzkity Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 3743	Wed 01/21/09 08:57 PM
They say chickens are a good lay.................and they provide breakfast...........

DonnieDarko Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 1732	Wed 01/21/09 09:09 PM
there is always the option of cutting a hole in a melon

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Wed 01/21/09 09:12 PM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received Umm .... they're going to want you to pay for it. Don't get entrapped and busted. Craigslist is infamous for prostitution. I've had great luck with Craigslist. I met my future wife there. She's from Russia...Svetlana... and just needs a few bucks for a plane ticket. MAN she is hot.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Wed 01/21/09 09:15 PM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received 4 years without....and I have never even CONSIDERED doing something like that. : shakes head :

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Wed 01/21/09 09:21 PM
Reminded me of something I posted a while back... ------------------ Ode to Craigslist Hey Jill/Katey/Audrey/Svetlana I got your reply to my posting. I tried to find you on the website you posted, hotgirls.com. Can you believe they made me PAY to join up just so I could search for you? But you must have deleted your profile shortly before I got there. Dang my luck. So I posted again and AGAIN you gave me a website where I could find you. Oddly, I couldn't find you there either. I'd have joined that site, but my credit card seems to be over the limit. Something about a $5000 charge to hotgirls.com. I'm sure it's just a mistake. So I posted again. And again you replied...only this time I had a hard time making out your english. I'm pretty sure it was english. And yes, I'd love to send you some money, but right now my card is maxed out. Give me a few days to straighten that out and I'll run down to western union and send a couple of bucks your way. But if you're in Florida, why am I sending money back to Russia? I'm sure there's a good reason. You know I really just wanted to meet a fun girl, preferably in the same area code. So this time I answered one of the already posted ads. And there you were again! HOT. HOT HOT HOT! And you had been waiting there JUST for ME! How could I be so LUCKY? So I emailed you and sent you my picture (I called it my 'pic' for short, 'cause that's a cool way to say picture on the internet). I have to say I was a bit surprised when you sent me another link to a web site. But this one was different. It actually had your name on it, and it said you were in WICHITA. Not sure why it was in caps. Maybe you just really like WICHITA. Whatever the case, I went all over your site and couldn't find a way to email you. Probably because every link I hit somehow triggered an avalanche of cascading pop-up ads. I must have picked up a virus or something. My machine has never acted like that before. So now I'm at the public library. I can't get my computer to boot up anymore. It just beeps at me. I have to hurry because the mean lady with the thick glasses keeps telling me I only have a few minutes left. I just want you to know I haven't forgotten about you and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I get a new computer. I just wanted to meet a fun girl. Dang my luck.

Drago01 Joined Tue 12/30/08 Posts: 1311	Wed 01/21/09 09:21 PM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received Yah know Dustin if its that bad you must have a BLVD in your town. You know the Main Drag? If i was ever in your spot all Id have to do is pull a twenty spot out of the Bank Teller Machine and take a slow ride up the Blvd. Catch mah drift?

Roco Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1165	Wed 01/21/09 11:15 PM
here's a suggestion...audition for porn.. roco

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Wed 01/21/09 11:27 PM
They say chickens are a good lay.................and they provide breakfast........... The pig is more committed.

JoeW99 Joined Tue 12/30/08 Posts: 809	Thu 01/22/09 12:44 AM Edited by JoeW99 on Thu 01/22/09 12:47 AM
I posted an add on craigslist for no strings attatched sex and I have 3 responds already. I am almost to the point of blue balls should I persue the e-mails I received 4 years without....and I have never even CONSIDERED doing something like that. : shakes head : 4 years! Damn... if i get to that point noone better drop anything in front of me and bend over to pick it up! Oh yeah about the topic... damn man, don't sell yourself short- i heard there was this topic/thread you can look up that might fix your problem. Edit: sorry had to find a link to it! http://mingle2.com/topic/show/85900 There you go! Sadly a step up from CE section of CL.