"I hate my life" by theory of a deadman


So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
***** you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a ****
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your ****"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
*****es, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "**** you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I ****in hate my life

....ew.

Hmmm i think hotel California just how it starts out and when the Electric Guitar comes in and the Chorus and the amazing Solo. Simply amazing song. I can name a bunch but this is great.

Wow that is dark...

stairway to heaven

Freebird

GREAT SONG

That song is just another gimmic to make more money. Santa Monica was by far TOAD's best song.

it needs said again


stairway to heaven

Stairway to heaven i must agree.There too many songs to say best ever lol i love Green grass and high tides from the outlaws. the solos are Amazing i remember hearing it like 5 years ago with my cousin and i thought it was The best guitar playing ever just the change of pace through out the song like Stairway to heaven but stairway to heaven does have better lyrics i also love the solo.

'Styx'
Mr. Roboto

must say i have to give it up for **** the world by icp but sweet child of mine comes in close.

Overrated

The Last Resort - The Eagles

She came from Providence,
the one in Rhode Island
Where the old world shadows hang
heavy in the air
She packed her hopes and dreams
like a refugee
Just as her father came across the sea
She heard about a place people were smilin'
They spoke about the red man's way,
and how they loved the land
And they came from everywhere
to the Great Divide
Seeking a place to stand
or a place to hide

Down in the crowded bars,
out for a good time,
Can't wait to tell you all,
what it's like up there
And they called it paradise
I don't know why
Somebody laid the mountains low
while the town got high

Then the chilly winds blew down
Across the desert
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do

Some rich men came and raped the land,
Nobody caught 'em
Put up a bunch of ugly boxes, and Jesus,
people bought 'em
And they called it paradise
The place to be
They watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea

You can leave it all behind
and sail to Lahaina
just like the missionaries did, so many years ago
They even brought a neon sign: "Jesus is coming"
Brought the white man's burden down
Brought the white man's reign

Who will provide the grand design?
What is yours and what is mine?
'Cause there is no more new frontier
We have got to make it here

We satisfy our endless needs and
justify our bloody deeds,
in the name of destiny and the name of God

And you can see them there,
On Sunday morning
They stand up and sing about
what it's like up there
They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye

So it would seem.

But if you listen to it, it's totally done with a ' tongue in cheek ' style.