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to ponder
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? |
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to ponder Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Yes there ws no best thing before sliced bread and unfortunately yes |
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 to ponder Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Yes there ws no best thing before sliced bread and unfortunately yes |
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I can do this all day:
Why does somebody press the buttons harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are dead? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is "pants" plural and "bra" singular? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why are there 5 syllables in the word, "monosylabic"? Why do they call it the Department Of The Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? How come an eggplant doesn't have any eggs in it? Why is it when you tell someone there are 400 billion stars in the sky, they believe you, but if you tell them a bench has wet paint, they have to touch it? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? I got a million of 'em.... |
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Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? - Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes? - Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? - How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? - If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? - Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? |
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Mon 01/19/09 08:34 AM
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization? Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How is it possible to have a civil war? I can do this all day: Why does somebody press the buttons harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are dead? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is "pants" plural and "bra" singular? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? |
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why is it we see the same threads all the time over and over like would you have sex with the person above you or would you date this person and yet look at the pages it generates... where is the intelligent conversation?
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Mon 01/19/09 08:39 AM
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If it was only a 3-hour tour, why did the Howell's bring practically everything they owned?
Why is it called a hamburger when it's made of beef? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? How do you know when yogurt's gone bad? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what's the opposite of "progress"? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it? Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead before we cure it? Speaking of which, does anybody remember when the Dead Sea was just sick? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag, but put garments in a suitcase? Why is there always a beach on the toilet, but never a toilet on the beach? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman physicians refer to IV's as "4's"? Who was the cruel person that put an "s" in the word, "lisp"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they grow up to be troubled and insecure? Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? |
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Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV? Is it possible to be totally partial? If a funeral procession is at night, do they drive with their lights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound? If the police arrest a mime, how do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan, when nothing sticks to Teflon? Why does Hawaii have Interstate Highways? |
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to ponder Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Yes. Bread knife? Only 2 more, the rest of the team was fine. |
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Hopefully. |
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Hopefully. Don't get me started 
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to ponder Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? go to Senseless burning questions for all that.......
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why is it we see the same threads all the time over and over like would you have sex with the person above you or would you date this person and yet look at the pages it generates... where is the intelligent conversation? Bring it on baby |
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