i havent gotten any for so looooooooong...............who else?

4 years and counting

34 hours 2 mins 24 secs

I'm waiting for something real

Around five years now.

20 years

Too personal of a question. I plead the fifth.

Ahhhhh too late we know the answer.............. NO

only a few months. can't count on squat when it comes to love. like life on the plains of Africa it is all feast and famine.

Yeah with that type of talk you sure enough dont get any..............

Smart woman.

You know why a man is smarter during sex?

He's plugged into a woman.

uh lets see its been three weeks now

never

Dude your left or right hand doesnt count.............

LOL i can believe that... but does that mean that the woman gets dumber for being pluged into the man?

eh, i've gone longer, doesn't bother me.

Ask a plumber...............

thank you

after reading this, I don't feel so bad.
but probably since October or September.

Don't be too sure of that my Nubian Delight....
I am the most fun a girl can have without batteries!

Like my friend the pink bunny I just keep going and going and going.

When I do get it I get it a lot! I get what the heck I can without trying to play the sympathy angle, broken wing, goody two shoes Endicott MoFo, and I don't lie! I do well enough for myself.
Besides I am trying to hold myself to some kind of standard. If I wanted to get some cheap thrill sex that would be no prob but I am looking for something better than Cheap thrills.