Topic: *#*Help txmomof2 SMILE &Feel Better Thread!!!*#* | |
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Here's a joke to brighten your day, Lee. ![]() A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. LMAO That's about how I feel |
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Hello everyone!!! Lee has had alot of stuff weighing her down lately & as is my way i thought a little love & maybe even random GENTLE tickling would help her smile. Smiling is spiffy. So if youd like to swing by & leave some love or some funny picture to make her laugh that would be really great!! THANK YOU as always for helping me with these threads! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu are an awesome man Lee ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Here's a joke to brighten your day, Lee. ![]() A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. LMAO That's about how I feel ![]() |
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Feel better - happy and well - REALLY soon! ![]() Thank you |
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![]() ![]() Thanks Tina |
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Sorry you're feel down...
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I love you guys too |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope you get to feelin' better and smiling again soon! Your a sweet woman! ![]() Thanks Ky |
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feel better lee ![]() Thanks Rare |
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* passes Lee some Jolly Ranchers * MMMM watermelon are my fave |
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Hello everyone!!! Lee has had alot of stuff weighing her down lately & as is my way i thought a little love & maybe even random GENTLE tickling would help her smile. Smiling is spiffy. So if youd like to swing by & leave some love or some funny picture to make her laugh that would be really great!! THANK YOU as always for helping me with these threads! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu are an awesome man Lee ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu always make me smile |
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Here's a joke to brighten your day, Lee. ![]() A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison. LMAO That's about how I feel ![]() Thanks |
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Sorry you're feel down... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks |
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* passes Lee some Jolly Ranchers * MMMM watermelon are my fave I bought a whole bag of Jolly Ranchers a few weeks ago. Still have a whole bunch left for ya. :) |
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* passes Lee some Jolly Ranchers * MMMM watermelon are my fave I bought a whole bag of Jolly Ranchers a few weeks ago. Still have a whole bunch left for ya. :) Thanks doll |
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Hello everyone!!! Lee has had alot of stuff weighing her down lately & as is my way i thought a little love & maybe even random GENTLE tickling would help her smile. Smiling is spiffy. So if youd like to swing by & leave some love or some funny picture to make her laugh that would be really great!! THANK YOU as always for helping me with these threads! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu are an awesome man Lee ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu always make me smile ![]() ![]() |
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I hope things get better for you soon.
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Hello everyone!!! Lee has had alot of stuff weighing her down lately & as is my way i thought a little love & maybe even random GENTLE tickling would help her smile. Smiling is spiffy. So if youd like to swing by & leave some love or some funny picture to make her laugh that would be really great!! THANK YOU as always for helping me with these threads! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu are an awesome man Lee ![]() ![]() ![]() YOu always make me smile ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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