Ever wonder what happens when you get separated from your Husband in Wal
Mart?
The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Wal Mart
Store.
After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her
husband
shopping with
her again!!


January 12, 2007
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton:
Multiple Complaints


Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior
and
have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our
stores
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
Three
of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband
Has
caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are
listed
below. 15 Things Mr.
Bill Fenton has done while his spouse is shopping:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts
when they weren't looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
Code 3
in house wares!" . And watched what happened.

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and
asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
and
picked his nose.

November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk
if he knows where the antidepressants are.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission
Impossible" theme.

December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes
the
fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And, last, but not least!)

December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile;
then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

I bet he has trouble finding his car, too when
he comes out.

they could have sold her a collar and leash to keep him on!

ROTFLMFAO

OMG.......too funny! Will be shopping in Walmart and chuckling to
myself, thinking of this one

lol

where is my "doh!" (slapping head) emoticon??? And my "ROFL" emoticon
when I need them????

So funny!!

you do know i might have to try some of Mr Fentons tricks.Sounds like
fun except for the banned from wal-mart part.

Bussy fellow wasn't he.

Too funny next time I'm in Walmart I'm gonna be setting
those clocks can't let the guys have all the fun LOL

LMAO!!!!!

.

Haha that was so funny. Lucky for me, I'm not married!

You know what else is funny? When you click on the link for this forum,
on the internet explorer bar it says "Wal-Mart Free dating and
personals..." lol