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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 16
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:24 PM
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisins???? rabbit poops!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:25 PM
dd, if I covered my body in peanut butter.... then.... covered my body with that hard shell chocolate ..... and I called myself resees..... Would you EAT ME ????? Id just lick ya and leave ya!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:26 PM
Just like all the rest .....you vixen.... dd, if I covered my body in peanut butter.... then.... covered my body with that hard shell chocolate ..... and I called myself resees..... Would you EAT ME ????? Id just lick ya and leave ya!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:28 PM
what's the big plan for lunch girl on valentines day????? Why dont you do that????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:30 PM
ooo I just might..... but I think she is busy..... so......then......I'll do it for sure......just for fun..... Anyone have a dog I can borrow????? what's the big plan for lunch girl on valentines day????? Why dont you do that????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:31 PM
Im all out of dogs......how about a cat????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:32 PM
does your cat have a large tongue???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:34 PM
does your cat have a large tongue??? forget the tongue.......dont ya just want a piece of "tail"

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:35 PM
Yes, Yes I do.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 01/20/09 02:36 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:37 PM
oh noooooooooooo I forgot to get gas before work!!!! I better get it on one of my breaks!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:37 PM
Mirror lost the monkey suit and show his true colors

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:37 PM
Yes, Yes I do. smokey and shadow are busy that day!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 01/20/09 02:38 PM
dd, since no one has shown up to cook dinner for the whiners I mean teenagers....I'll have to do it myself...with pleasure!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:40 PM
corn with peanut butter on top.........and a side order of potato au gratin cat food sandwich.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 01/20/09 02:41 PM
me go beat up old people now!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 01/20/09 03:26 PM
http://mingle2.com/user/view/759878 ok now I get it!!!! Oh, yeah. Do the "wet look" of freshly embalmed with formaldehyde...for the Funeral Director. Just lie there. Be stiff and cool. I'm a scoundrel....but maybe I should hook him up with my ex. It's almost a mutual match.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 01/20/09 04:58 PM
eeeeekkkk.....

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Tue 01/20/09 06:52 PM
DD Tonight I think the raunchiest man ever to log in to Mingle 2 contacted me tonight!! I think I FINALLY got rid of his grossness....

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Tue 01/20/09 08:18 PM
That must be like the after-glow of scrubbing through two showers in succession, after falling into the cesspool. Yeah..you're clean...but experience lingers.