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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 16
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Tue 01/20/09 11:54 AM

They used honing oil on the stainless punchouts. I'm now empty and covered in oil. Wasting away again in marguiritaville, wishin chicagos frozen roads had some salt, some people claim that bikers boss is to blame, but he knows its his own damn fault.
I hope you have a change or 12 of clothes!!noway laugh

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Tue 01/20/09 11:54 AM
dear diary......I never understood why men like to play with their dump trucks.laugh

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Tue 01/20/09 11:55 AM
Alloys for the steel mill.

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Tue 01/20/09 11:56 AM
a good truck driver always back's up before dumping his load !pitchfork

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Tue 01/20/09 11:58 AM


They used honing oil on the stainless punchouts. I'm now empty and covered in oil. Wasting away again in marguiritaville, wishin chicagos frozen roads had some salt, some people claim that bikers boss is to blame, but he knows its his own damn fault.
I hope you have a change or 12 of clothes!!noway laugh
...I dood. The oil is brown. Looks like someone wiped their butt all over me. I'm bacon strip striped. Ha ha ha!

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Tue 01/20/09 11:58 AM
Dear diary......Ive ruined so many nurse's uniforms lately with polysporin! Nothing will take it out!!!!


POLYSPORIN












KILLS


















CLOTHES!!!explode

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Tue 01/20/09 11:59 AM
Ive tried oxyclean, Ive tried vinegar, Ive tried bleach..........





Gaaaaaaaaaaawd these uniforms are NOT cheap!!!grumble

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Tue 01/20/09 12:00 PM



They used honing oil on the stainless punchouts. I'm now empty and covered in oil. Wasting away again in marguiritaville, wishin chicagos frozen roads had some salt, some people claim that bikers boss is to blame, but he knows its his own damn fault.
I hope you have a change or 12 of clothes!!noway laugh
...I dood. The oil is brown. Looks like someone wiped their butt all over me. I'm bacon strip striped. Ha ha ha!
If I were you, I would just buy all of your clothes for work at value village or some other second hand store.

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Tue 01/20/09 12:00 PM
Looks like I've been wrestling with a 12 year old weetarded kid! I'm skidmarked outthide my underwear! My underwear, my underwear with my name on it!

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Tue 01/20/09 12:02 PM

Looks like I've been wrestling with a 12 year old weetarded kid! I'm skidmarked outthide my underwear! My underwear, my underwear with my name on it!
If only you wore underwear!!!!noway laugh laugh

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Tue 01/20/09 12:03 PM

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Tue 01/20/09 12:06 PM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG














A FISH IN THE DIARY!!!surprised




GOD SAVE OUR SOULS!!!!rofl

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Tue 01/20/09 12:07 PM
laugh

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Tue 01/20/09 12:09 PM
ooooh, a pretty fishy !

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Tue 01/20/09 12:09 PM
No undies. No grundy undies. Correct? Free ballin baby! As for polysporin? You've gotta change the chemical compound from inorganic to organic. Put a little vegetable oil on the polysporin stain. Then spray it completely with spray n wash stain remover. Comes right out. Biker knows these things.

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Tue 01/20/09 12:10 PM

Marley is in azzzzzzzz man!!! Im not sure if he likes titties!!!noway laugh laugh


Oh, I like a nice rack as well. Tell you what. Let's play Mardi Gras. I'll throw you a couple of strands of beads and you ...well, I think you know how it works on Fat Tuesday.

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Tue 01/20/09 12:11 PM

No undies. No grundy undies. Correct? Free ballin baby! As for polysporin? You've gotta change the chemical compound from inorganic to organic. Put a little vegetable oil on the polysporin stain. Then spray it completely with spray n wash stain remover. Comes right out. Biker knows these things.
rEALLY???? I wonder if I have veggie oil. I know I have olive oil and spray n wash.

<---goes to check for veggie oil.

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Tue 01/20/09 12:11 PM
Well I'm at arrow. Gotta load alloys.

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Tue 01/20/09 12:12 PM
I have canola oil......veggie enough????huh

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Tue 01/20/09 12:13 PM

Well I'm at arrow. Gotta load alloys.
<----wonders what an alloy is....sounds american!!!noway laugh

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