I think you can buy guns at walmart!!!!

Oh.

I forgot.

I need to move, to live midway between you and purple. Fix your homes up to snuff, take care of a few automotive details, and be a friend.

I used to do that sort of stuff. It's just the norm, for how I was raised.

a handy man!!!!

ya but theres paper work dont know if you can buy one an take it home right away? pellet guns you can though I wouldnt want a gun in my house ...how about my 10 inch french knife or my 7 inch boning knife?? or I could use my tourning knife an turn him into oval appy's ?

that would be handy

I have a big bertha golf club!!!!

Seriously......the guy sounds crazy and I have no doubt that he has done this before. Call the cops.

You know, that is actually a GOOD idea.
Being located midway twixt you two, my place would be convenient for picnics and outings, and just getting together.
And do you realize how drastically your whole life and "spirit of home" becomes when a handy guy helps to take care of things?
I mean, it's just normal homestead stuff. Dirty work, and things that just don't seem high priority to today's folks...but in the long term it creates a pastoral soul-refreshing scene.

yOURE HIRED!!!!

How much do you charge???

If your mind is already letting a person get that close (physical space)...then you don't relax. It messes up life. Get a tazer/stunner...and practice close-up moves, breaking clinches, and the jab-and-zap.
If you want a back-up, buy some chemical spray.

You know what the Indian gals used, when I was a kid? Aquanet hairspray...and a Bic lighter. (Wild and dangerous girls...and not to be messed with.)

Dear diary.......I do believe I have an addiction to my

























CERAMIC HEATER!!!

A full set of TP people, for the first time.

Sign of friendship.


Now...I've looked but not located any positions in your locale for diagnostics service couriers.

Got to find what IS available, and feasible.

what is a diagnostic service courier????

Route Service Representative.

In English: Deliver supplies, pick up diagnostic specimens (stools, drug tests, blood, serum, etc.), and package/deliver said items to central processing center. May spin vials in centrifuge and pour off serum into labeled tubes. Use 3 types of insulated carriers, for normal/refrigerated/frozen specimens. And carries dry ice, to absolutely freeze stuff. And also has to know all the relevant international air transport requirements for packing/shipping this medical stuff. Bio-hazard levels, UN Dangerous Goods identification numbers, etc.

Do you get to deliver hearts? and livers???? and kidneys???

okay. here's a question, for Canadians.

How does somebody from outside of Canada locate employment opportunities inside Canada, using the internet?
What sites are the best?
What protocols are required?

I deliver biopsies. Just to find out what's going on in there.

Ummmmmmmm prolly job shark. Dont you have to have a work visa first????

Ive had 2 biopsies.....on my thyroid.....

I have not found a good site , workopolis.com is one they told my kids about in highschool , might try employment canada job postings ??

I taste wine........