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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 01/17/09 12:15 PM
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
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 Those were AWESOME! |
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You're cool, I wish you were my dad. 1. You get half a cat sandwich. 4.dreams are not life, that,s just siking yourself out to think you can do things you can't do.duhhh. In real life you suffer. Snazzy thought though.
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