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Topic: The Cold is in your Head!
becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Wed 01/14/09 01:45 PM
When the temperature is: 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in New York plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Watertown sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New York drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Saranac Lake gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New York throw on a light jacket. 15 above zero: Midwest landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Lake Placid have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. People in Pulaski close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico People in New York get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in New York are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Carthage let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Folks in Potsdam get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale): ALL atomic motion stops. People in New York start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. New York public schools will open 2 hours late

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Wed 01/14/09 01:47 PM
You are too funny, 'becca!

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becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Wed 01/14/09 03:40 PM
giggles thank ya!

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WallaceStevens Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 112	Wed 01/14/09 03:45 PM
lol, I'd say, here in Iowa, if its 50 degrees, a lot of women have clothes on the line.

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nlas Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 496	Wed 01/14/09 03:47 PM
Nice lol. Although the Florida ones are no joke...in fact it's a bit worse. I see people wearing jackets and heavy sweaters once it gets into the mid 60's.

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Wed 01/14/09 04:30 PM
Nice lol. Although the Florida ones are no joke...in fact it's a bit worse. I see people wearing jackets and heavy sweaters once it gets into the mid 60's. MID 60S!!!! To da beach G!

parttime_vikingfan Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 894	Wed 01/14/09 04:31 PM
If I was in New York today I would probably be wearing shorts and sipping Pina Coladas. It is 47* below here right now and it only 6:30 pm. it hasn't been above zero for three days and it won't be for three more. But what the heck we are hearty people. Did I mention cuddling??...lol

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Wed 01/14/09 05:08 PM Edited by becca777 on Wed 01/14/09 05:13 PM
wow! is that without the wind chill factor? it's 6 here now i just looked you up on the weather.com it's going to 50-60 below with the wind chill! dude!!!

heartSoul Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 6038	Wed 01/14/09 05:49 PM
now that's funny

heartSoul Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 6038	Wed 01/14/09 05:51 PM
on a serious note -4 tonight wind chills -15 to -25

parttime_vikingfan Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 894	Wed 01/14/09 07:03 PM
If I was in New York today I would probably be wearing shorts and sipping Pina Coladas. It is 47* below here right now and it only 6:30 pm. it hasn't been above zero for three days and it won't be for three more. But what the heck we are hearty people. Did I mention cuddling??...lol thats without the windchill!

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Wed 01/14/09 07:11 PM
so i guess its bad that i turned on my heater this morning becuase its was like 55 degrees in my house?