Topic: English Lesson 101
sensualsweet's photo
Mon 01/12/09 11:28 AM
I'm leaving this post for now....

but I'll be back to read the replies.

Can't resist (incomplete sentence). huh

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Mon 01/12/09 12:56 PM

You're fighting a losing battle on this subject.

Trust me. I know all
too well.


So true.

Last time I was rummaging through another site (which will remain mercifully unnamed) for "One Glorious Profile" material, I must have seen 50 profiles of women claiming they had a great "sence of humor."

And none of them wants to get involved with "loosers" either.



Mr_Music's photo
Mon 01/12/09 04:40 PM
Here's another one I've seen lately from a lot of folks who want to appear intelligent:

Mute: (in this context) Silent (The man was mute).

Moot: Purely academic (A moot point).

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Mon 01/12/09 04:52 PM
One of my new favorites from One Glorious Profile:

"I am looking for some one who is motivating, exciting, clean, optomistic and uplifting, admiralableI"

....kind of lost its structural integrity right at the end there....

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 01/12/09 04:53 PM
admiralable


*salutes, just because it sounds important*

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Mon 01/12/09 04:55 PM

One of my new favorites from One Glorious Profile:

"I am looking for some one who is motivating, exciting, clean, optomistic and uplifting, admiralableI"

....kind of lost its structural integrity right at the end there....


I think it's clear Lex. She's looking for Admiral Ablei.

Rock's photo
Mon 01/12/09 05:03 PM
I've always enjoyed receiving the emails that
read along the lines of; "wut u luk lik".

What was even more amusing, is that "Crudla
the Cavewoman" sent nude pics of herself
with that initial email on another site.
sick

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Mon 01/12/09 05:07 PM


What about their, there and they're? :wink:

What about the to too!

and two??? LOl


Whenever you can replace to/too with the word "also" then you should use too.:wink:

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 01/12/09 05:10 PM



What about their, there and they're? :wink:

What about the to too!

and two??? LOl


Whenever you can replace to/too with the word "also" then you should use too.:wink:


indifferent



Nahhhhhhh! That makes two much sence.

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Mon 01/12/09 05:14 PM
laugh laugh Is that like 2 pennies?? huh

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Mon 01/12/09 05:17 PM
OK,,, I'm laughing so hard I almost wet my pants...laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 01/12/09 05:17 PM

Here's another one I've seen lately from a lot of folks who want to appear intelligent:

Mute: (in this context) Silent (The man was mute).

Moot: Purely academic (A moot point).




LOL I had someone tell me it was a "newt" point... :laughing: Silly salamander...

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Mon 01/12/09 06:20 PM
laugh laugh noway

sensualsweet's photo
Mon 01/12/09 07:53 PM


Here's another one I've seen lately from a lot of folks who want to appear intelligent:

Mute: (in this context) Silent (The man was mute).

Moot: Purely academic (A moot point).




LOL I had someone tell me it was a "newt" point... :laughing: Silly salamander...



OMG, now that's funny. rofl rofl rofl

sensualsweet's photo
Mon 01/12/09 07:54 PM
Well, at least I'm not seeing "like" as every other word. It must have lost popularity when they didn't want to type it repeatedly.

LOL

sensualsweet's photo
Mon 01/12/09 07:56 PM
We should keep this post going and keep adding new ones as we encounter them... What a list we could accumulate... and what laughs!

eileena9's photo
Mon 01/12/09 08:05 PM


Here's another one I've seen lately from a lot of folks who want to appear intelligent:

Mute: (in this context) Silent (The man was mute).

Moot: Purely academic (A moot point).




LOL I had someone tell me it was a "newt" point... :laughing: Silly salamander...


rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 01/13/09 07:50 AM
And then of course, there's the battle between "meet" & "meat"...bigsmile

Mr_Music's photo
Thu 01/15/09 08:44 AM
Something that bugs the ever-lovin' sh!t outta me:

"A lot" and "no one" are both TWO WORDS, NOT ONE!!!

You don't watch "amovie", you don't drive "acar", you don't get "adrink", so why would you do anything "alot"?

"Noone"....are you talking about Peter Noone, from Herman's Hermits, or what?

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Thu 01/15/09 08:47 AM

Something that bugs the ever-lovin' sh!t outta me:

"A lot" and "no one" are both TWO WORDS, NOT ONE!!!

You don't watch "amovie", you don't drive "acar", you don't get "adrink", so why would you do anything "alot"?

"Noone"....are you talking about Peter Noone, from Herman's Hermits, or what?



Here's the one that drives me bonkers:

"It seem's I saw two dog's chewing on bone's over by the tree's."

Or when they write it "do'nt" or "ca'nt."

Third grade wasn't really THAT hard, was it?