Is that my french fry?

ella tiene un buen asiento ... es este asiento tomado?

Lmao, you two are just sooooooooooo not right



* but funny hehehehehe *

It's a tough job but somebody has to do it!!!

I love that you love my dorkiness!!!

Everyone..

just thinking of you makes me smile

I'm breathing air and not dirt!..........that's a great day for me!
I wish everyone great love in life!

hangin by a moment here with you

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs,
which are brief and pithy.
--William Penn

Your killing me

An island in a stream of stars

Pithy is such a great word...

Confusions say many wise things:

Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Man who stand on toilet
get high on pot
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