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 Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! NO I DIDN'T! He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
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You realize this thread could go on forever, don't you?
If you ever get a chance to see the stage show (yeah, yeah, real men see musicals!) Spamalot, DO IT...the best of Holy Grail plus some surprises. My 17 year old son and I went last summer...he was skeptical but loved it. When you aren't laughing out loud (to the point of tears) you have a grin plastered on until your face hurts! |
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You realize this thread could go on forever, don't you? If you ever get a chance to see the stage show (yeah, yeah, real men see musicals!) Spamalot, DO IT...the best of Holy Grail plus some surprises. My 17 year old son and I went last summer...he was skeptical but loved it. When you aren't laughing out loud (to the point of tears) you have a grin plastered on until your face hurts! I've heard alot of great things about Spamalot and I plan on seeing it! 
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Your mother was a hamster and our father smelt of eldeberries!
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Its just a bunny!
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but that's no ordinary rabbit....
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Ok, so what happens next?
Sir Lancealot, Sir Galahad and I wait until nightfall, then we come out of the rabbit and take them by suprise. Who comes out of it? Sir Lancealot, Sir Galahad and I... oh umm... supposing we built this giant wooden badger? |
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It's the Legendary Black Beast of AAAAAAAAHGGHHH!!
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. |
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Halt! Who art thou?
He is brave Sir Robin! Brave Sir Robin, who... Shut up! Nobody really, just passing through. What do you want? To fiiiiiiiiiight! and... Shut up! Uh, n-n-nothing, really. J-j-just passing, uhm, just passing through. |
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 I could do this all day
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oooh... my favorite is the newt part... but it was already said! lol
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"its just a flesh wound"
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"How are you doing, sir?"
"Better..." "Better than what?" "Better get me a bucket; I'm going to throw up..." |
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Come back you yellow b@stard! I'll gnaw your legs off!
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*TWANG!* Message for you sir
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow...
King Arthur states, "African or European?" |
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*TWANG!* Message for you sir That is actually the ringtone on my phone each time I get a text...LOL |
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*TWANG!* Message for you sir That is actually the ringtone on my phone each time I get a text...LOL Too cool! 
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