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say can any of u redneck men that drive trucks give me a report on what u drive?
i need an older truck that is not a gas hog, that does not have a bed so big u have to put ur elephant in it, and then so high u need a step ladder to get into it. and no funky colors that glow in the dark.... any ideas? i like the toyota tacoma because my big fat asp can sit in comfort, and there is room for my long legs and big feet. but the $$(cost) is terrible..... |
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Then you don't need a redneck truck you need a girl truck like a Nissan or something.
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A real Redneck builds his own truck.
Find you a body style, with a blown motor, you like and then get to work customizing it. |
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you want a chevy short bed ! with a v-6 ...
i have an 2001 chevy short bed with an v-8 and i get 23 miles to gallon of gas ! and they have an tow button to save fuel if needed ! |
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i take the nissan thing ofencively. i rebuilt a mercury villager, then took a nissan motor i rebuilt an stuck in it. now i have a 270 hp mini van with a trailer. i haul things with it an irace with it. ill get a pic of it in my file tomarrow. the vans total capacity with te trailer was 3,000 lb, i modifyed the suspension an the tranny 2.
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Mine's not a "redneck" truck per se, but it is a f250 3/4 ton super-duty with 4wd, a 6" lift and super swampers...
My daughter calls it my "cowboy cadillac" |
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Edited by
freeonthree
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Tue 01/06/09 01:10 PM
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say can any of u redneck men that drive trucks give me a report on what u drive? i need an older truck that is not a gas hog, that does not have a bed so big u have to put ur elephant in it, and then so high u need a step ladder to get into it. and no funky colors that glow in the dark.... any ideas? i like the toyota tacoma because my big fat asp can sit in comfort, and there is room for my long legs and big feet. but the $$(cost) is terrible..... I've had my 1973 Chevy flatbed for about 15 years now. Parts are cheap, it never breaks down, and it's extremely comfortable. Also, being a 73, there's no smog crap to go thru. I love my ol Chevy truck ! |
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You live overseas. Just buy a mini cooper and cut part of the back roof off. Just enough to put your purse in. Minicooperup.
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Oh that's right. You're in washington duffy. Buy a dodge dakota.
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you want a chevy short bed ! with a v-6 ... i have an 2001 chevy short bed with an v-8 and i get 23 miles to gallon of gas ! and they have an tow button to save fuel if needed ! My rig presently gets about 10 mpg in town, but last night I read an article about using about 3 oz's of pure acetone per 10 gallons of gas. Really good for the engine, helps vaporize the fuel, and can increase mileage by up to 30% ! Im gunna buy some today and try it. I'll find the article and post a link in a second. I dunno... |
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Here it is folks ! Im gunna try it today.
C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\Acetone In Fuel Said to Increase Mileage.htm |
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any chevy..
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i have a 1955 chevy for sale 6,000$ needs a motor an a paintjob.
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my van has never broke down either, cept i just gave it a new fuel pump. minicoopers suck, they r expensiv to mod an they r under powered. my buddy is atempting 2 put a porche motor in a vloswagon beetle, it will b interesting if he pulls it off.
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I'm not a redneck, and I don't drive a pickup, but the old Chevy S-10's are nice.
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i had a s-10 durango that had 321,000 miles on it an it still had more balls than my dads 02 chevy silverado.
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I was told if a truck has a rifle rack it is a redneck truck otherwise it is just a truck.
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that is true. it is also redneck if it is rusted,has duck tape glue or twine holdin somethin on , or there is a gun rach bolted to the roof cause the cops say it it obstruckting ur rear view.
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....or if it has a dead deer tied to it.
And don't forget the rebel flag mud flaps. |
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oh yeh! u nailed the rest. i got the mud flaps 2
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