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Eleanor Rigby and Me
“Waits at the window Wearing a face That she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?” I just bought the base for my “face”. Mine won’t stay In a jar by the door. But it did cost $1.00 times 4. I recently looked At a picture of me. That and buying the make-up, Brought to mind - Eleanor Rigby. The big black Michelin Jacket in my picture was key. Otherwise, I would have never guessed That face really was me. We’d been to the beauty Parlor that day. Good Gosh a-mighty, It was like mowing hay. The eyebrows were waxed And so was the lip. The chin whiskers plucked By tweezers held tight in her grip. My hair, of course, Was washed, cut, and curled. Holy Beeeejesus, I looked quite the girl! The thing about waxing - You should schedule touch-ups. You know that I’m laughing I rarely pick up a hairbrush. I prefer a small pick For my long stringy hair. And the hair on my face? It just looks foreign - totally bare. Ex-cept, those hairs on my chin - Those 'lil buggers Too quickly Grow in. Plucking them Is a matter of coarse/course. I can’t handle being bearded. Though it looks good on others, They’d handle it worse. Ohhh, my dear Ms. Rigby, Just like the song, I’ve left you alone And not brought you along. My point, my dear lady, Was the face that you wore. Mine’s called “Almay” - Home now from the store. |
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 Well done!
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Clever!!
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very good
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Hi and thanks!
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Holy Crap, hey pk, how ya dO-in??????????
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Holy Crap, hey pk, how ya dO-in?????????? |
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My hermit moments keep me sane, so I understand --- damn, WH-oo-man, it is NICE to SEEEEEEE YOU!
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Your poetry reminds me in alot of ways like Mark. Funny, Witty, Great Stories told.
I don't know what happen to Mark but I miss that guys poetry. He always took me back in time and made me feel like I was Billy Crystal from City Slickers.  Just a guy wanting and tasting the beef jerky of the old west. Now I want beef jerky. I love peppered beef jerky! And! Munchos!  Munchos are my favorite chip of all time.  I'm in a giddy mood! Happy New Year! Again!
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Funny and clever like the wench herself
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Eleanor Rigby and Me “Waits at the window Wearing a face That she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?” I just bought the base for my “face”. Mine won’t stay In a jar by the door. But it did cost $1.00 times 4. I recently looked At a picture of me. That and buying the make-up, Brought to mind - Eleanor Rigby. The big black Michelin Jacket in my picture was key. Otherwise, I would have never guessed That face really was me. We’d been to the beauty Parlor that day. Good Gosh a-mighty, It was like mowing hay. The eyebrows were waxed And so was the lip. The chin whiskers plucked By tweezers held tight in her grip. My hair, of course, Was washed, cut, and curled. Holy Beeeejesus, I looked quite the girl! The thing about waxing - You should schedule touch-ups. You know that I’m laughing I rarely pick up a hairbrush. I prefer a small pick For my long stringy hair. And the hair on my face? It just looks foreign - totally bare. Ex-cept, those hairs on my chin - Those 'lil buggers Too quickly Grow in. Plucking them Is a matter of coarse/course. I can’t handle being bearded. Though it looks good on others, They’d handle it worse. Ohhh, my dear Ms. Rigby, Just like the song, I’ve left you alone And not brought you along. My point, my dear lady, Was the face that you wore. Mine’s called “Almay” - Home now from the store. <<----------wondering if she should switch from L'Oreal to almay???? Clever clever clever piece!!!! 
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your writes so often bring a smile ....
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lol, thanks D4. I'll let the redneck know ya miss the weavings.
pk and angel - ti-gg-er bounce and hugs to you both. Ahhh Wiz - you're gorgeous girl. Off to google Make-up application 101 (it worked with baking and sewing!!!!)lmao |
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lol, thanks D4. I'll let the redneck know ya miss the weavings. pk and angel - ti-gg-er bounce and hugs to you both. Ahhh Wiz - you're gorgeous girl. Off to google Make-up application 101 (it worked with baking and sewing!!!!)lmao I'll be waiting for make up tips Missy!!!! |
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too much...
this is why you are my FavoriteKindofWench love this...  |
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too much... this is why you are my FavoriteKindofWench love this... |
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too much... this is why you are my FavoriteKindofWench love this... well come to think of it.....flighty works too in a good transcontinental way of course... |
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Eleanor Rigby and Me “Waits at the window Wearing a face That she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?” I just bought the base for my “face”. Mine won’t stay In a jar by the door. But it did cost $1.00 times 4. I recently looked At a picture of me. That and buying the make-up, Brought to mind - Eleanor Rigby. The big black Michelin Jacket in my picture was key. Otherwise, I would have never guessed That face really was me. We’d been to the beauty Parlor that day. Good Gosh a-mighty, It was like mowing hay. The eyebrows were waxed And so was the lip. The chin whiskers plucked By tweezers held tight in her grip. My hair, of course, Was washed, cut, and curled. Holy Beeeejesus, I looked quite the girl! The thing about waxing - You should schedule touch-ups. You know that I’m laughing I rarely pick up a hairbrush. I prefer a small pick For my long stringy hair. And the hair on my face? It just looks foreign - totally bare. Ex-cept, those hairs on my chin - Those 'lil buggers Too quickly Grow in. Plucking them Is a matter of coarse/course. I can’t handle being bearded. Though it looks good on others, They’d handle it worse. Ohhh, my dear Ms. Rigby, Just like the song, I’ve left you alone And not brought you along. My point, my dear lady, Was the face that you wore. Mine’s called “Almay” - Home now from the store.
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cool, love your writing, different take on same stuff, way to go. Can you do one on Bob Dylan? I love that guy, and I think they officially took him off the radio, I never hear him anymore.
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Ok dag-nab-it stop makin me laugh!
Seriously though the write was excellent and fun to read as well. |
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