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cook I feel sorry for you buddy. If women weren't around to cook, wouldn't you think men need to survive somehow. Unless you want to eat raw fish after catching it. 
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shaving their balls
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 What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
...have to always be on top for the lapdances 
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hey, you know what there isn't a damn thing men have to go though I couldn't handle...I really wish I could piss in a bottle while driving though..it would make road trips so much faster.... just need to practice your on your aim that's all 
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stand up to pee, man it feels good to sit!
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
Hair in their ears. That grosses me out. How the heck does it grow in there anyway? And their noses......eeeewwwwwww 
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Since we're talking about hair...hairy backs.
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Since we're talking about hair...hairy backs. Hairy backs aren't too bad as long as they don't look like the caveman on the Geico commercials. |
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Being circumsized.
Making that long walk back after you ask a woman to dance and she disess you just because she can. Being blamed for getting a woman pregnant when she said yes too. Usually knowing if they get divorced the woman is going to get the kids. Working to support a family then being resented because you are out earning a paycheck and not being the TV perfect Husband/Dad. Usually dying first. |
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have to deal with men, a duh
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
Hair in their ears. That grosses me out. How the heck does it grow in there anyway? I don't know, and good trimmers are expensive. I've seen some old men that looked like they were wearing headphones. |
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Since we're talking about hair...hairy backs. Hairy backs aren't too bad as long as they don't look like the caveman on the Geico commercials. That's the one I mean. |
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sat 01/03/09 09:29 PM
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Being circumsized. Meh. Not that big a deal when it's done right after you are born. Making that long walk back after you ask a woman to dance and she disess you just because she can.
Stuff happens. The walk isn't that long as long as you have a few friends around to give you crap about being shot down. Usually knowing if they get divorced the woman is going to get the kids.
...and the house...and the car....and damn near everything else you own even if you owned it before you married her. Working to support a family then being resented because you are out earning a paycheck and not being the TV perfect Husband/Dad.
True dat. Usually dying first.
That's not a bad thing. We usually do that by choice anyway. |
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
Hair in their ears. That grosses me out. How the heck does it grow in there anyway? I don't know, and good trimmers are expensive. I've seen some old men that looked like they were wearing headphones. Thats gross but funny at the same time. 
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Since we're talking about hair...hairy backs. Hairy backs aren't too bad as long as they don't look like the caveman on the Geico commercials. That's the one I mean. 
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
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having the guts to make the first move and then the fear of rejection
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
Douch Women don't have to do this, and shouldn't do it ever. |
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What is one thing the opposite sex has to do that you are glad you don't?
tampons I want nothing to do with sticking them up my... well you know |
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hey, you know what there isn't a damn thing men have to go though I couldn't handle...I really wish I could piss in a bottle while driving though..it would make road trips so much faster.... Ditto. I was just going to comment on that point. And I guess that whole "giving life" thing is a minor nuisance.
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