ill start with the first one

Well...we are waiting

the date begins at a nice resturant downtown san francisco. its a lunch date and first date everything is going great i mean really like her. then we order our food and she has the club sandwich with soup. i order shrimp, and as we begin to eat and talk i notice a booger in her nose hanging down. i'm not even hearing what she is saying at this point and just trying to figure out way to get her out of this you know. then she takes a bite out of her sandwich and u can see it like skipping across the top of her sandwich. so now im really trippin and i get up and go to the waitor and offer him a tip if her go and point it out to her. he refuses at first but i get him to just say maam i think u need to visit the powder room. well she just immeidiatley pulls a compact from her purse looks back and sees me at the desk turns red then gets up and walks out and never seen her since. she was really cool too so thats about my worst i think at least the most disappointing cause think we where diggin eachother until then. lets hear em i could use a laugh.

hell, I could write a book...wanna swap stories???

sorry im a slow typist

yeah i think its good therapy and maybe someone will see what not to do.

well that didnt work out

There are so many!

The guy that ate peanuts shell and all, had brain surgery and can only smell women's pheromones.

The guy that just got out of prison

Not to mention all the MARRIED men!

Yes...married men. Geez. Oh and don't forget the ones that look absolutely nothing like their photos...***YIKES*** I love the "few extra pounds" that really turn out to be equal to what another person would weigh.

Yeah Dating is seriously the SCARIEST thing in the world. I've pulled the "OMG emergency I must Go" line a few times. LOL

I love the 6 foot guys who are really 5.5...and they say women are bad with spacial awareness

Mind you it has been men who have tried to convince me

[---------------------]is really 9 inches too

This is my favorite one:

Started talking to a girl on another site -- this was years ago -- she asked me to come out and meet her after about 2 weeks of e-mails and phone calls.

So I drove out to her place, met her and her friend, we went to the mall, spent some time together, then they asked if I would be interested in going to a motel. I'm thinking, "Well, this is quick."

Turned out that she had a thing for going to motel rooms and starting fires....yeah, she was an arsonist!

Needless to say, I left the scene rather quickly.

I found out later that she had gotten a job in a mall and got busted for stealing from her store....last time I saw her, she was selling perfume door-to-door....

alright alright its 8 and 1/2 i promise lol

It's a wonder I ever continued doing the online dating thing after my very first date. His picture had to be 20 years old, he said he had about 10 pounds to lose... maybe in one arm!! And most of the conversation was spent on him wanting to marry me!!

well okay 7 and 3/4

well where do i start measuring from? well hell with it im really 6 foot 3 now thats the truth

well u sure dont look 51 thats for sure so u cant blame him for trying well except the ling part thats weak.