Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

Nice...I like this alot. Im framing that shyt.

sally, why am i not suprised you like it?





this is IZ brad left the comp. i was playing. hehehe

Baaaaad IZ!!

muahahahahahahahahabat!!!!!!

hes sittin here between my leggs
so he knows i did it.

Head buried?

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not that head anyway

Nice...very nice. LOL!!

What about balancing work and outside of work?



Not true. low pay exploits everyone, not just women.



Nope, promotions depend upon various factors. I don't want an equal opportunity promotion if I'm not up to the job. I sure don't need that kind of stress.



Dang, I like people to tell me if I look nice. Most women can tell the difference between an honest compliment and something else. It's in the tone, the body language, and how they tend to think of the job position you are in, regardless who is going the job.



It really just depends on the context.



No, both are just cases of selfishness. Unless the decision is something that has no influence on the other person. Then what does it matter?



No, it is a case of sharing interests, or supporting the other person, or sharing responsibilities.



If keeping yourself in shape is the most important thing in your life, to the exclusion of everything but work, then maybe it is a problem. But keeping oneself in shape is a good thing. Keeps a person healthier, usually.



A person only thinks that if she has been with users who bought their way to what they wanted. Most people appreciate the occasional gift of flowers.



Only if you throw your achievements in everyones face all the time.



Since it is the best headache cure there is, and most people know that these days, that isn't a good excuse. If your tired, just way your tired. If it is some other reason, just stay it. Don't try to cover up not feeling well, or anything else, with the headache excuse.