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It reacts with the chemicals in the water.
Why do fools fall in love? |
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because they ask the same question twice!!
where do babies come from? |
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the stork of course!
What time zone is the North Pole on? |
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eastern kringle time!!
how hot is the sun?? |
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About as hot as you!!
Do you burn many women that way? |
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no i can turn it down!!
can you feel the heat?? |
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Oh yeah! I don't know whether to tell you to turn it up or down!!
What kind of cheese is the moon made of? |
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Swiss!!
who eats it every month and then rebuilds it?? |
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The man on the moon!
What's better younger or older women? |
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BOTH!!!
where does air come from?? |
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Edited by
keepthehope
on
Fri 01/02/09 12:49 AM
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From the sky
How long is long? |
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forever!!
how short is short?? |
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really short
what time is midnight |
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Somewhere between yesterday and tomorrow!
If the tide is coming in here, is it going out on the other side of the world? |
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