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at walmart dress like a bum and wander the aisles chatting with your imaginary friend, have an argument or two, then make up......
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For the ladies;
Pad your bra with kleenex but leave it in the box. For the guys; Stuff your pants with the same |
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What are ways that you enjoy your insanity? Here's 1; When the money comes out of the ATM scream 'I WON! I WON! I know I'm doing good when I say what's on my mind and people have that deer in the headlights look as a result. Shock value. Ya gotta love it. |
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When at the supermarket;
Ask the Meat Dept. guy what disease the cured ham had. |
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Go to the lingerie dept. and ask why bra is singular and panties is plural.
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Tell the clerk that you're extremely eco-minded & ask where they sell the recycled toilet paper...
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talking to myself in a loud voice and arguing with myself in public
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Well...since we're at Wal-mart...go up to the cash register & purchase a tube of KY...a length of hose...& a gerbil...  I gotta go to Walmart now!
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Sing along at the opera or play your kazoo at the symphony
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talking to myself in a loud voice and arguing with myself in public |
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Go to Walmart and ask where the DVD rewinders are.
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Ask a total stranger 'If Jimmy cracked corn and no-one cares, why is there a damned song about it?'
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address police officers as "general" or "sarge"
or ocifer. they like that. |
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