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can i ask how u know that heather, lol
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I can stand on my head and suck a lollipop at the same time....
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i just happen to have a horny toad for a brother in law
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Had a friend move to Southern Louisiana from Houston, Tx. She was going
to be going canoeing and we had told her there were alligator's in the water (swamp) to watch out. Told her to get some alligator spray and it would keep them away. She actually went to a store and asked for alligator spray. HAHahahahaha  Pssst-(and she was brunett) |
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rogain is looking for you lmao.
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I am looking up your skirt at this very moment, Dev........
 
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I'm not wearing pants..
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oooo lily,you such a nauthy girl,i luv it lol and davinci ,what the is
wrong with you lmao.
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if you have sex standing on your head can it cause brain damage
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Warning:
Please do not hold in your farts.... they will travel up your spine to your brain and, that's where $hitty thoughts come from!
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Holy **** dude...you are on fire....stand still...so I can pee on
ya...and put that fire out......
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I can put lip stick on with my boobs
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Ewwweeeee dun pee on mee Eeeewwww!
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i made a thong for a frog and it peed on me anyway
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Your hair looks like a fluffy pillow!
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your genis looks like a stringed insturment
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i guess i got to make myself laff
i can laff like woody wood pecker and i can make a pecker look like wood
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little red riding hood
she like to the wolf really good he tickled her feet and make her squeek one day she decided to play along took a look at his big dong oh big bad wolf what big balls you have the big bad wolf he laffed at that said come here baby let me show you how they smack little red riding hood she now understood the big bad wolf was gonna get her maidan hood
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