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little red riding hood
she like to the wolf really good he tickled her feet and make her squeek one day she decided to play along took a look at his big dong oh big bad wolf what big balls you have the big bad wolf he laffed at that said come here baby let me show you how they smack little red riding hood she now understood the big bad wolf was gonna get her maidan hood 
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one night at work my boss (who was a good friend) was joking around with
me and told me he could lose his cell phone in my cleavage. whne he dropped it in I thought I was being funny and said "now get it...with your teeth!" AND HE DID!! |
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I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said "F#$% that, I'll
just get a tan instead. |
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but where is the rum?
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My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.
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you must be drunk dude...LOL
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not yet
how bout this one I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast, because I don't think I would, 'cause I figure, you stay at a bed and breakfast, by the end of the day, you start to get hungry. "Is that all you got around here? You need to direct me to a Chair, Lunch, Dinner." I'm going to open a chain of Chair, Lunch, Dinners and put them right across the street from bed and breakfasts. "Come over, about One... but you have to leave at Eleven. Cause you ain't sleeping in the chair |
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ty lisa~~~ 
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Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. Work your cares away, Dancing's for another day. Let the Fraggles play, We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red. Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. |
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hey boo boo
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blorf
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kickstand this morning upon waking
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Got out of bed,stretched,and f_ _ted.
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Did it smell ?
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SBD(silent but deadly...)
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If you rub a teddy bear on your tummy it will make you grow potatoes out
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