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Topic: I think Congratulations are in order
MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Tue 12/30/08 04:41 AM
I would like to announce the birth of my new kidney stone. Born last night and weighing in at 22 pounds, the size of a microwave oven. I was in labor for about 16 hours until the little bundle of joy "popped" out around 2:30 this morning. Not confirmed yet but there is a possibility of twins. If this is true I should give birth sometime later this morning.

MrsKaters Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 1015	Tue 12/30/08 04:44 AM
omg.....you made history..first real man to give birth

livelife68 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3696	Tue 12/30/08 04:46 AM
ouch!

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Tue 12/30/08 04:47 AM
Have you named it yet?

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Tue 12/30/08 04:52 AM
Are you serious? A 22 pound kidney stone? That would have to be bigger than the kidney itself! Would it still function stretched out around that stone? A tiny one causes horrendous pain. I don't even want to imagine this.

Sexyklp4U Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 3377	Tue 12/30/08 04:55 AM
man that had to hurt

CircuitRider Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 2065	Tue 12/30/08 04:59 AM


MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Tue 12/30/08 05:04 AM
Have you named it yet? Oh yes I gave it a first and middle name ..."Son Of a B!tch, Sh!T"

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Tue 12/30/08 05:08 AM
Congratulations I think, and I feel for you.

maxxximus007 Joined Mon 11/13/06 Posts: 6082	Tue 12/30/08 05:12 AM


Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 12/30/08 05:15 AM
Where are the cigars?

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 12/30/08 05:18 AM
((((MBD)))) they say you forget the pain once you see the little face.. is this so??? *technically he's the second man - first naturally born male to give birth, but other transgendered man gave birth to a baby not a kidney stone

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/30/08 05:27 AM
SARAH PALINS A GRANDMA TOO...........

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Tue 12/30/08 08:46 AM
Did the doctor spank it when it was born?

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/30/08 08:49 AM
NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........

Tj806 Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 313	Tue 12/30/08 08:51 AM
lol

justinc1431 Joined Tue 06/10/08 Posts: 785	Tue 12/30/08 08:54 AM
NO HE SPANKED OBAMA........... I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 12/30/08 09:14 AM
NO HE SPANKED OBAMA........... I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy....

justinc1431 Joined Tue 06/10/08 Posts: 785	Tue 12/30/08 09:18 AM
NO HE SPANKED OBAMA........... I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/30/08 09:22 AM
NO HE SPANKED OBAMA........... I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two. HEY IM WIRELESS