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Topic: Im a religious nut too - Im a Jedi Knight
Belushi's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:43 PM
It's official: "Jedi Knight" is ON the list of religions for the 2001 UK
census.

A campaign to get people to write the entry on their census forms has
succeeded in the term being included on the list of religions, alongside
Church of England, Roman Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist and Hindu.

Sufficient numbers of people wrote the entry in for it to be allocated
its own code for the census processing team to use.

But officials from the Office of National Statistics are keen to point
out that just because Jedi Knight has been given its own code, that does
not confer on it the status of official recognition.

"We are not defining what a religion or a faith might be," a spokeswoman
said. "We are recognising what some may have entered on their census
form and ensuring that our coding framework will cater for it."

Other religions which are included on the list, alongside the better
known cases, are the Church of Free Love, Wiccan, Divine Lightmission,
and Coleraine Christian Centre.

Shortly before the census last April, an e-mail was circulated in the UK
stating that if 10,000 people put Jedi on the census form, it would
become a "fully recognised and legal religion".



So, help you, I can ...

p.s. I dont do the Jedi mind trick too often ... it scares the
children!!

newguy's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:48 PM
yawn

Belushi's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:51 PM
Ahh .. its good to see the art of humo(u)r isnt totally wasted on the
elderly.

Boomhower25's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:52 PM
yawn

Boomhower25's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:52 PM
yawn

karmafury's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:54 PM
laugh laugh

Somehow it makes sense that where there was an Empire the Jedi's are now
involved.

laugh laugh

Belushi's photo
Mon 04/16/07 10:56 PM
thank you for your intelligent and wry response.

it took very little to make light of a silly subject without the
unnecessary previous posts.

I sometimes wonder why I bother huh

alexiateigra's photo
Tue 04/24/07 07:17 PM
:tongue: I think I might convert :tongue:

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/24/07 07:34 PM
May I borrow your light sabre please?

Mine has flat batteries..laugh

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/24/07 07:39 PM
Lady Vader now u have a bunch of english people who want to worship you
as a goddess
laugh laugh laugh

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/24/07 07:50 PM
Its the hat I tell you...the hat...laugh laugh

Belushi's photo
Tue 04/24/07 10:42 PM
it would still look great under the bottom bunk!!! bigsmile

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:11 PM
laugh laugh Complete with cabin boy uniform...bigsmile

lulu24's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:16 PM
hey, do jedis play with butterflies, ****roaches, and ravens?

Belushi's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:25 PM
The cabin boy uniform???

Since when was that obligatory???

Belushi's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:27 PM
Lori ... Jedis will play with anything ... but c0ckroaches are a special
case.

They need careful handling and unless you are consequent in your
actions, they have a real bad-arse temper!!

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:31 PM
Well, since Lady Vader got a constituency, and a new hairdo,...I
guess...not sure, but somewhere back in the doctrines, was a hat, a bunk
and a cabin boy uniform...I will have to check the scriptures... laugh
laugh

Belushi's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:35 PM
The truth is in the scriptures.

Now I remember!!!

The uniform has to be under the bunk with the hat, and then ...

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:47 PM
bigsmile We all set sail to a foreign sea to swim and play above and
below the water close to some amazing reefs...


aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....gotta love religion...laugh

Belushi's photo
Tue 04/24/07 11:52 PM
Help you, I can

big fish, small fish, fried fish, baked fish ...

sun glasses, sun screen, sunshine

underwater, in the water, on the water ...

Yep ...

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