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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself. 
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub. 
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Edited by
special_guy
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Thu 12/18/08 06:16 PM
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself.
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub.
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Come on now...There are great things about it at any age... right? nope. theres nothing. i kinda hate being single. hopefully i wont have to get used to it. Come clean now..there has to be SOMETHING you can think of that's pretty cool about being single... |
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Yes... It's way cool that I can take one step into the front door and get butt naked without someone saying Pick that up and put some clothes on!!!!
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Yes... It's way cool that I can take one step into the front door and get butt naked without someone saying Pick that up and put some clothes on!!!! Well there ya go then ! 
I bet when you really look at it, you'll see a suprizing number of other ways to appreciate where you are right now. |
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Come on now...There are great things about it at any age... right? nope. theres nothing. i kinda hate being single. hopefully i wont have to get used to it. Come clean now..there has to be SOMETHING you can think of that's pretty cool about being single... money. thats the only thing i can think of, but id rather blow all my money on someone that i care about and have someone to cuddle with rather than sit around, completely delusional towards the notion of how cool being single is. |
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no consultations no arguments no where were you no where are you going no worrying about someone else running up my bills no worrying when they get home late and no call no being pissed about inconsiderate a holes no cleaning up piss spray around the toilet my shower is clean my kitchen is clean my bed is made my room is clean there is no one sitting like a blob on the couch asking me to get them a drink |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself.
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub.
I'll just have to box them up for you then hon because you'd have a hard time dragging me up to that cold frozen landscape. And that goes for anyone. Don't you take Florida vacations? hmmm?
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself.
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub.
I'll just have to box them up for you then hon because you'd have a hard time dragging me up to that cold frozen landscape. And that goes for anyone. Don't you take Florida vacations? hmmm?
LOL I agree its to cold here...I want to swim with the dolphins by you... |
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no contradictions no consultations no arguments no where were you no where are you going no worrying about someone else running up my bills no worrying when they get home late and no call no being pissed about inconsiderate a holes no cleaning up piss spray around the toilet my shower is clean my kitchen is clean my bed is made my room is clean there is no one sitting like a blob on the couch asking me to get them a drink Don't forget the "there is no one hogging the remote" one.. You get an A for most logical reasons in a row catagory  
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I like being able to go out and meet different people... Different people are interesting in different ways..
eventually I'll find someone who interests me in all those ways... why rush it? |
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I like being able to go out and meet different people... Different people are interesting in different ways.. eventually I'll find someone who interests me in all those ways... why rush it? To me, it seems there's so many that are just so ready to dive right off the deep end and tend to just not really know what they're getting into. |
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No one to take my bannanas
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I like being able to go out and meet different people... Different people are interesting in different ways.. eventually I'll find someone who interests me in all those ways... why rush it? To me, it seems there's so many that are just so ready to dive right off the deep end and tend to just not really know what they're getting into. well I wouldnt' trust the relationship if someone just dived right in.. it's as if.. They just really want to be with someone and will take whoever comes along first.. I want the person to dig me and want to be with me knowing who I am.. I mean sure, some people may click right off the bat... but, doesn't happen for me... The way someone makes me laugh may interest me... but will the way he talks about religion interest me?.. there's so much to experience out there... |
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I can do what I want when I want.
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Come on now...There are great things about it at any age... right? nope. theres nothing. i kinda hate being single. hopefully i wont have to get used to it. Come clean now..there has to be SOMETHING you can think of that's pretty cool about being single... money. thats the only thing i can think of, but id rather blow all my money on someone that i care about and have someone to cuddle with rather than sit around, completely delusional towards the notion of how cool being single is. I felt that way once and the advice that helped me was to follow the things I like, or am interested in and concentrate on just doing things that are exciting for me and focusing on things that I can control independently. I'm single now because I prefer it that way but I know when I'm ready, it'll happen. |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself.
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub.
I'll just have to box them up for you then hon because you'd have a hard time dragging me up to that cold frozen landscape. And that goes for anyone. Don't you take Florida vacations? hmmm?
LOL I agree its to cold here...I want to swim with the dolphins by you... How did you know that I'm a dolphin whisperer? |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself.
I don't know...I just checked out your profile...your man hairs might look really nice in my tub.
I'll just have to box them up for you then hon because you'd have a hard time dragging me up to that cold frozen landscape. And that goes for anyone. Don't you take Florida vacations? hmmm?
I just knew.... LOL I agree its to cold here...I want to swim with the dolphins by you... How did you know that I'm a dolphin whisperer? |
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Not having to clean up after a man! No...where are you going?...what time will you be home? No...you spent how much money!? well...how much did we spend exactly? hmmm? I'd need a number before I could call this one... 
1500 
awwww...that's chicken scratch...He should'a let that slide....you win...
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no contradictions no consultations no arguments no where were you no where are you going no worrying about someone else running up my bills no worrying when they get home late and no call no being pissed about inconsiderate a holes no cleaning up piss spray around the toilet my shower is clean my kitchen is clean my bed is made my room is clean there is no one sitting like a blob on the couch asking me to get them a drink Don't forget the "there is no one hogging the remote" one.. You get an A for most logical reasons in a row catagory
never really cared about the remote, LMAO |
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