Topic: What are the BEST things about being single? | |
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And I no longer have to make meatloaf... but it's my favorite Well I might have to make an exception for you...I do have a new recipe. uhh... exactly how did your last meat loaf lover meet his fate again? |
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Not having to clean up after a man! No...where are you going?...what time will you be home? No...you spent how much money!? well...how much did we spend exactly? hmmm? I'd need a number before I could call this one... Hey I totally agree with her on this one particularly since all that was spent was on his and family bills...the only place that was gone to was the grocery store(with the kids) and I'm sorry when you make under 2000 a month and you manage to spend 1500 on drinking I'd say you might have a little problem...the least of them being where I'm at and what I'm doing with the money |
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You dont have to deal with a broken heart when they leave. That one makes me cry cause I am dealing with it, after seven years of dating only to find out he was cheating on me the whole time. Taking time off to heal and sort out my feelings. Pat Taking time off is good... for a lot of things... |
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I can come and go as I please.. not have to worry about picking a time in my schedule to make time for someone else.. No drama... I can be as selfish as I want to be and only think of me.... Plenty of other things too... but if I found someone I wanted to be with, The only thing that would matter is the 'No drama,' the rest could go away easily for a good person... What if we like...went to proffesional theatre shcool or something...take night classes and really learned to to it right...could we have drama then ? hmmmm... I could compromise and consider controlled drama for entertainment value... |
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Not having to clean up after a man! No...where are you going?...what time will you be home? No...you spent how much money!? well...how much did we spend exactly? hmmm? I'd need a number before I could call this one... Hey I totally agree with her on this one particularly since all that was spent was on his and family bills...the only place that was gone to was the grocery store(with the kids) and I'm sorry when you make under 2000 a month and you manage to spend 1500 on drinking I'd say you might have a little problem...the least of them being where I'm at and what I'm doing with the money I agree with her too then and we won't let anyone tell us different ok ? |
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And I no longer have to make meatloaf... but it's my favorite Well I might have to make an exception for you...I do have a new recipe. uhh... exactly how did your last meat loaf lover meet his fate again? Hahahahh...Hey don't put down my meatloaf...I could put you in a food coma. |
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Not having to clean up after a man! No...where are you going?...what time will you be home? No...you spent how much money!? well...how much did we spend exactly? hmmm? I'd need a number before I could call this one... 1500 |
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not having to hear her complain cause I came home early and she had to kick her boyfriend out
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain...
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Not having to clean up after a man! No...where are you going?...what time will you be home? No...you spent how much money!? well...how much did we spend exactly? hmmm? I'd need a number before I could call this one... 1500 awwww...that's chicken scratch...He should'a let that slide....you win... |
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not having to hear her complain cause I came home early and she had to kick her boyfriend out |
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not having to hear her complain cause I came home early and she had to kick her boyfriend out Yeah...that's me too...I liked her but I didn't like her boyfriends |
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I can come and go as I please.. not have to worry about picking a time in my schedule to make time for someone else.. No drama... I can be as selfish as I want to be and only think of me.... Plenty of other things too... but if I found someone I wanted to be with, The only thing that would matter is the 'No drama,' the rest could go away easily for a good person... What if we like...went to proffesional theatre shcool or something...take night classes and really learned to to it right...could we have drama then ? hmmmm... I could compromise and consider controlled drama for entertainment value... Ok then...Do we start with shakespeare and work towards "move you stuff in the garage you idiot"? |
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Ok then...Do we start with shakespeare and work towards "move you stuff in the garage you idiot"? ok.. taming of the shrew maybe... |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? |
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Ok then...Do we start with shakespeare and work towards "move you stuff in the garage you idiot"? ok.. taming of the shrew maybe... oooh..Elizibath Taylor was wicked in that movie...scarred me for life about the comely wicked types...I could be your Richard Burton... |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. omg, my hair is so long it's just about to my butt.. I clog the drain quite often... |
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Ohhhhh yeah...not having to pull those nasty hairs out of the bathtub drain... omg...do you mean you just never had to do it( as in"no more hair", or do you mean you just never was made to do it? LOL...WHAT PART OF NO MORE MAN HAIRS ALL OVER THE BATHTUB DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???? UHMMM....again, I may have to make an exception for you. I promise to keep my scrungy old man hairs to myself. |
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Come on now...There are great things about it at any age... right? nope. theres nothing. i kinda hate being single. hopefully i wont have to get used to it. |
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