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The best and worst pickup lines you have heard or funniest ?
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did it hurt...
when you fell from heaven? 
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What is a girl like you doing in a joint like this?
Do you come here often? 
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I may not be Fred Flinstone, but baby, I can make your Bed Rock.
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You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst! Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. I lost my number, can I have yours? Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning. 
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I lost my number can I have yours
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You're mama must have been a glass blower because I can see myself in you.
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Gut walks up and says (would you like to set down} He takes out a bandana and wipes his face and says {I just cleaned you off a place to set}
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You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst! Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. I lost my number, can I have yours? Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning. ^^^^^^^^^all the above...Funny
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Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. i think i may steal that one for myself 
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