The best and worst pickup lines you have heard or funniest ?

did it hurt...

when you fell from heaven?

What is a girl like you doing in a joint like this?

Do you come here often?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but baby, I can make your Bed Rock.

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!



Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?



Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?



If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!



Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.



I lost my number, can I have yours?



Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle



Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

I lost my number can I have yours

You're mama must have been a glass blower because I can see myself in you.

Gut walks up and says (would you like to set down} He takes out a bandana and wipes his face and says {I just cleaned you off a place to set}

^^^^^^^^^all the above...Funny

i think i may steal that one for myself