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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 9
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:22 PM
But if I cover his intake manifolds with limburger cheese, pack his heater core full of dead carp, and dump a bottle of morning urine in his new cars carpet- you will be the first to know. That's kid stuff. Having a 17 year old girl call his wife and say she's pregnant with his kid, trapping him in a DWI and drug possession charge by leaving coke under his seat- that's big league. I think you need to do some yoga!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:24 PM
Mr.Wonderful enjoys yoga with barbie!!! omg Im looooooooooooooosing it!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 12/17/08 08:25 PM
did someone mention yoga i love that kinda thing

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:25 PM
Dear diary.......all I want for xmas is some xmas yoga!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:26 PM
did someone mention yoga i love that kinda thing ahahaaaaaaaa ok scotty!!! First get into the lotus position!!! Sit on the floor and cross both of your legs over each other.....much like a lotus, or even a locust.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 12/17/08 08:29 PM
no not me...........maybe chevy no i like when chicks do it........sorry im an azz.....why am i not banned yet?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:30 PM
dEAR DIARY......do you think Im oversexed???? or is there something wrong with me???? I wasnt like this in my 20's!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 12/17/08 08:33 PM
I worked swing shifts at this plastics plant long ago. During night shift a supervisor on another shift used to make up stuff due to his boredom and lack of ethics to get employees in trouble. For a few weeks he made me his target. He would write up things that he made up and turn it in to superiors that would come in in the morning. So I'm getting called in and chewed out and reprimanded for a bunch of sh!t I didn't do while the asshole sat outside the office smiling at me. He thought this game was funny. He didn't think it was funny when his wife got a call from a 14 year old girl saying she's pregnant with his kid. He didn't think it was funny when he got pulled over and got a DWI and drug charges. And he didn't think it was funny when I quit that job and wrote out a graphic detailed form for my reason for leaving was because of his repeated homosexual advances towards me. Don't f*ck with me. I will ruin your life.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 12/17/08 08:34 PM
dEAR DIARY......do you think Im oversexed???? or is there something wrong with me???? I wasnt like this in my 20's!!! you should be banned........ive seen things and stuff u said

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 12/17/08 08:35 PM
dEAR DIARY......do you think Im oversexed???? or is there something wrong with me???? I wasnt like this in my 20's!!! ...omg mentalpause!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:36 PM
Youre scaring me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:36 PM
dEAR DIARY......do you think Im oversexed???? or is there something wrong with me???? I wasnt like this in my 20's!!! ...omg mentalpause! Shuttttttttttttttttup!!! Im too young!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 12/17/08 08:37 PM
No you're not ms hormonal!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:38 PM
No you're not ms hormonal! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! YES I AM TOO YOUNG!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 12/17/08 08:38 PM
I worked swing shifts at this plastics plant long ago. During night shift a supervisor on another shift used to make up stuff due to his boredom and lack of ethics to get employees in trouble. For a few weeks he made me his target. He would write up things that he made up and turn it in to superiors that would come in in the morning. So I'm getting called in and chewed out and reprimanded for a bunch of sh!t I didn't do while the asshole sat outside the office smiling at me. He thought this game was funny. He didn't think it was funny when his wife got a call from a 14 year old girl saying she's pregnant with his kid. He didn't think it was funny when he got pulled over and got a DWI and drug charges. And he didn't think it was funny when I quit that job and wrote out a graphic detailed form for my reason for leaving was because of his repeated homosexual advances towards me. Don't f*ck with me. I will ruin your life. thats the first time i read something that long and all that....i only did it cause it was biker.....and even tho it was wordy and not as funny as he usually writes....it was ok biker...ur my favorite man

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 12/17/08 08:38 PM
Horny old cat lady!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:39 PM
dEAR diary......if I was close enough I would throw biker into the snow and wash his face out!!!!!!!!! and then I would make him buy me chocolate!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/17/08 08:40 PM
Horny old cat lady! meoooooooooooooooow!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 12/17/08 08:42 PM
I'm not mean. Just felt that guy needed a big taste of his own medicine. Paybacks are a uh um something.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 12/17/08 08:44 PM
wheres kelley, or fukcin scoundrel.........u guys suck tonite.....