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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 9
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Wed 12/17/08 08:00 PM
I've been leery about opening messages the last few days. I've been getting retard mail and blocked calls. My delete functions work well.

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Wed 12/17/08 08:00 PM

there is about 3 feet of snow here........I dont know if I will be able to get out tomorrow to get my breaks done and its supposed to snow some more tomorrrrrrrrrrow!!!! dfhkjdfashjsdfahjfsad!!!explode sad



HAAAAAAAA!!! you cant even spell BRAKE right!!ha ha ha text message break up OMG got tears in me eyes with laughter....

sorry not funny really though but if it means your safety your brakes can wait till its safer to drive flowerforyou

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Wed 12/17/08 08:01 PM
Edited by angelindarkness on Wed 12/17/08 08:11 PM


Dear Diary,
I want to get angry; I should be angry and block that kind of vileness out of my life. Why can't I get angry?
what is it......the 5 stages of grief....your still in the 1st 2 stages. Then you will go back and forth with the anger...and then finally forgiveness in the end.

http://changingminds.org/disciplines/change_management/kubler_ross/kubler_ross.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model

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Wed 12/17/08 08:02 PM


there is about 3 feet of snow here........I dont know if I will be able to get out tomorrow to get my breaks done and its supposed to snow some more tomorrrrrrrrrrow!!!! dfhkjdfashjsdfahjfsad!!!explode sad



HAAAAAAAA!!! you cant even spell BRAKE right!!ha ha ha text message break up OMG got tears in me eyes with laughter....

sorry not funny really though but if it means your safety your brakes can wait till its safer to drive flowerforyou
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 12/17/08 08:03 PM
surprised shocked OH HEY.......someone text messaged me this:

DEFINITION OF BURNING LOVE: REACHING FOR THE KY JELLY IN THE DARK BUT GETTING THE ICY HOT INSTEAD!!!

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Wed 12/17/08 08:06 PM
it wasnt me !noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 12/17/08 08:06 PM
I direct my stress and anger out in positive ways and get it all out of my system. I hate to bring it home with me on weekends. Last week was awesome. Putting 1300 pounds of cowsh!t in my bosses office that he left for me to clean up and watching him step in it in the dark in new white sneakers cheered me right up!

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Wed 12/17/08 08:06 PM
dear diary........all this snow does is make me think of things......like





















ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!!!noway :tongue:

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Wed 12/17/08 08:07 PM

I direct my stress and anger out in positive ways and get it all out of my system. I hate to bring it home with me on weekends. Last week was awesome. Putting 1300 pounds of cowsh!t in my bosses office that he left for me to clean up and watching him step in it in the dark in new white sneakers cheered me right up!
NEXT time just pee on his toothbrush!!!!bigsmile

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Wed 12/17/08 08:08 PM
SNOWCONEZ !! $2.00

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Wed 12/17/08 08:09 PM
Only $2 purple?????


Im going to sell mine for $3 and put on some sprinkles!!!!:tongue: laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 12/17/08 08:09 PM
Stroke his toothbrush. How's that assjuice taste?

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Wed 12/17/08 08:09 PM
maybe even some glitter glue.......bigsmile

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Wed 12/17/08 08:12 PM

Stroke his toothbrush. How's that assjuice taste?
Learn more fun and exciting ways with toothbrushes.............







AFTER THESE MESSAGES!!!!!bigsmile

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Wed 12/17/08 08:13 PM
ooooooooooooh glitter glue on the snowcones!! YEZZZ!SHINYbigsmile

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Wed 12/17/08 08:13 PM
Shawshank redemption is coming. But revenge is sometimes a dessert often enjoyed alone. I will admit nothing to noone. Go to my grave with my secrets.

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Wed 12/17/08 08:14 PM

Shawshank redemption is coming. But revenge is sometimes a dessert often enjoyed alone. I will admit nothing to noone. Go to my grave with my secrets.
I HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!!!devil laugh laugh :tongue:

Tell me now or forever hold your pee!!!!pitchfork

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Wed 12/17/08 08:15 PM

ooooooooooooh glitter glue on the snowcones!! YEZZZ!SHINYbigsmile

Ok tomorrow........take pics of our home made snow cones!!!!bigsmile

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Wed 12/17/08 08:19 PM
dear diary.......nice girls dont do that

<-------surprised rofl

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Wed 12/17/08 08:20 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Wed 12/17/08 08:22 PM
But if I cover his intake manifolds with limburger cheese, pack his heater core full of dead carp, and dump a bottle of morning urine in his new cars carpet- you will be the first to know. That's kid stuff. Having a 17 year old girl call his wife and say she's pregnant with his kid, trapping him in a DWI and drug possession charge by leaving coke under his seat- that's big league.

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