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Topic: "IN YOUR FACE" - part 2
Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 12/15/08 06:03 PM
hello everyone! Woody here! I was out hunting wild boar in the aztec plains. It was a great day with sunshine and rain, yes rain. I got all wet and decided to strip and let my clothes dry in the sunshine while they layed on a rock. That's when the natives came, took my clothes and left me to the wild beasts! So, naturally , I started wandering around aimlessly, since they also took my gps tracking device. Soon after, a group of wild women came along, and I do mean WILD! They took me to their hut and totally had their way with me. I tried to tell them to stop, but they did not understand moaning! I finally "escaped" when I looked at my watch and realized that the show was on. I swam the amazon and climbed aboard a passing cruise ship which was headed for New York. I hung out there for some fun and finally came home to join the show!! Sorry I am late!!! No More of the "funny" brownies for you honey!!

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:04 PM Edited by poniepower on Mon 12/15/08 06:07 PM
hello everyone! Woody here! I was out hunting wild boar in the aztec plains. It was a great day with sunshine and rain, yes rain. I got all wet and decided to strip and let my clothes dry in the sunshine while they layed on a rock. That's when the natives came, took my clothes and left me to the wild beasts! So, naturally , I started wandering around aimlessly, since they also took my gps tracking device. Soon after, a group of wild women came along, and I do mean WILD! They took me to their hut and totally had their way with me. I tried to tell them to stop, but they did not understand moaning! I finally "escaped" when I looked at my watch and realized that the show was on. I swam the amazon and climbed aboard a passing cruise ship which was headed for New York. I hung out there for some fun and finally came home to join the show!! Sorry I am late!!! You're nekkid? Woot! Edited to say: I thought ALL women understood moaning out of a man

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Mon 12/15/08 06:07 PM
((Ponie)) (((((((holly)))))

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 12/15/08 06:09 PM
Jim! Right on! I like how you use code words like "Boar Hunting" for poon hounding..."Aztec Plains"...for the Pink Flamingo lesbian bar... and "Natives" for drunk midgets. Smmmmoooothe....

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:10 PM
((Ponie)) (((((((holly))))) ((((Jim))) Glad you could make it!

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Mon 12/15/08 06:11 PM
Jim! Right on! I like how you use code words like "Boar Hunting" for poon hounding..."Aztec Plains"...for the Pink Flamingo lesbian bar... and "Natives" for drunk midgets. Smmmmoooothe.... You did mention the fact that I am a "silver tounged devil" or was it smoothy?

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:11 PM
Are you done with me yet Krupa? I mean, done with the questions and putting me on the spot? LOL

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Mon 12/15/08 06:12 PM
((Ponie)) (((((((holly))))) ((((Jim))) Glad you could make it! Not even the pink flamingo girls...I mean natives, could keep from showing up here!!!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 12/15/08 06:13 PM
hello everyone! Woody here! I was out hunting wild boar in the aztec plains. It was a great day with sunshine and rain, yes rain. I got all wet and decided to strip and let my clothes dry in the sunshine while they layed on a rock. That's when the natives came, took my clothes and left me to the wild beasts! So, naturally , I started wandering around aimlessly, since they also took my gps tracking device. Soon after, a group of wild women came along, and I do mean WILD! They took me to their hut and totally had their way with me. I tried to tell them to stop, but they did not understand moaning! I finally "escaped" when I looked at my watch and realized that the show was on. I swam the amazon and climbed aboard a passing cruise ship which was headed for New York. I hung out there for some fun and finally came home to join the show!! Sorry I am late!!! You're nekkid? Woot! Edited to say: I thought ALL women understood moaning out of a man apparently it means different things to different people.......when my Ex ran over me with the truck....she thought it meant do it again!!!!!

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:14 PM
hello everyone! Woody here! I was out hunting wild boar in the aztec plains. It was a great day with sunshine and rain, yes rain. I got all wet and decided to strip and let my clothes dry in the sunshine while they layed on a rock. That's when the natives came, took my clothes and left me to the wild beasts! So, naturally , I started wandering around aimlessly, since they also took my gps tracking device. Soon after, a group of wild women came along, and I do mean WILD! They took me to their hut and totally had their way with me. I tried to tell them to stop, but they did not understand moaning! I finally "escaped" when I looked at my watch and realized that the show was on. I swam the amazon and climbed aboard a passing cruise ship which was headed for New York. I hung out there for some fun and finally came home to join the show!! Sorry I am late!!! You're nekkid? Woot! Edited to say: I thought ALL women understood moaning out of a man apparently it means different things to different people.......when my Ex ran over me with the truck....she thought it meant do it again!!!!! OMG!! I don't know if I'm s'pose to laugh or cry...how bout laughing so hard there's tears?!?!?!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 12/15/08 06:14 PM
Okay - who is putting who on the spot??

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 12/15/08 06:15 PM
Ok ponie...One more and you are off the hook... If you actually had a penis for one day. (No, not the Lorena Bobbitt flinging it out the car window kind of having a penis) What would be the first thing you would do?

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:17 PM
Ok ponie...One more and you are off the hook... If you actually had a penis for one day. (No, not the Lorena Bobbitt flinging it out the car window kind of having a penis) What would be the first thing you would do? 1st thing I'd do is pick myself up off the floor from shock! Wonder how the heck you guys do it? I mean...er...oh heck, nevermind! LOL

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 12/15/08 06:17 PM
Okay - who is putting who on the spot?? its ponie, but anyone whos feeling lucky can step up. when ponies done i volunteer

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Mon 12/15/08 06:17 PM
Krupa!! YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE!!!!

A64WOODY Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6830	Mon 12/15/08 06:20 PM
so....on the spot, huh? Ponie, If you had the means, what would be your choice of destination for an extended vacation trip? Ha haah!!! This is a two parter! And what would you do while you were there?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 12/15/08 06:21 PM
Ok ponie...One more and you are off the hook... If you actually had a penis for one day. (No, not the Lorena Bobbitt flinging it out the car window kind of having a penis) What would be the first thing you would do? 1st thing I'd do is pick myself up off the floor from shock! Wonder how the heck you guys do it? I mean...er...oh heck, nevermind! LOL No sweat Honey...you just gotta remember to lean back to counter balance the extra weight.

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 12/15/08 06:23 PM
Ok ponie...One more and you are off the hook... If you actually had a penis for one day. (No, not the Lorena Bobbitt flinging it out the car window kind of having a penis) What would be the first thing you would do? 1st thing I'd do is pick myself up off the floor from shock! Wonder how the heck you guys do it? I mean...er...oh heck, nevermind! LOL No sweat Honey...you just gotta remember to lean back to counter balance the extra weight. and to keep it from draggin on the floor!!!!

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:24 PM
so....on the spot, huh? Ponie, If you had the means, what would be your choice of destination for an extended vacation trip? Ha haah!!! This is a two parter! And what would you do while you were there? Oh, that's easy..I think...LOL Watch me embarass myself with this one...heh! MN and have nice conversation, lots of laughs, and maybe...well you guess the rest! Hehe

poniepower Joined Wed 12/10/08 Posts: 299	Mon 12/15/08 06:25 PM
Ok ponie...One more and you are off the hook... If you actually had a penis for one day. (No, not the Lorena Bobbitt flinging it out the car window kind of having a penis) What would be the first thing you would do? 1st thing I'd do is pick myself up off the floor from shock! Wonder how the heck you guys do it? I mean...er...oh heck, nevermind! LOL No sweat Honey...you just gotta remember to lean back to counter balance the extra weight. Darnit and I think my back hurts now!!