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| Topic: "IN YOUR FACE" - part 2 | |
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Speaking of ratings...it is time for a quick station break... At Wolf's Toy Emporium...we have the toys that all the kids want.. 
Mention this ad and get a free canister of tear gas!!! Now back to IN YOUR FACE! show the one with the AT-4's |
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Hello.......hello........uh...yea ...is this the In your Face hotline......... ............am I the 13th caller....... did I win the bazooka man????? Oooohhhhhh Sorry Ghost! But, don't be dissappointed my friend...you are not gonna leave empty handed... You can either have the prize in the box...the prize behind the curtain...or the prize that is waiting outside. So what is it gonna be big guy? |
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Psssst.....Rare.....circle behind her and get the net....We gotta drag that honey onto the stage!!!! (We rely on sex appeal for our ratings around here) 
Awwww now I AM BLUSHING! 
You're pretty cute yourself rare!! Love the beard. 
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Door # 3....no 4 oh wait......I want ummmmm
door # 6 yea thats it 6 |
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Psssst.....Rare.....circle behind her and get the net....We gotta drag that honey onto the stage!!!! (We rely on sex appeal for our ratings around here)
Awwww now I AM BLUSHING!
You're pretty cute yourself rare!! Love the beard.
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((((Ghost)))) G'evening hon! Hope you're keeping warm!
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((((Ghost)))) G'evening hon! Hope you're keeping warm!
Hiya sweetie......aint easy in this weather.... guessin its about 20 deg colder up there?? 
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Right on! Looks like the drunks are sobering up enough to stagger into the studio...now if we can just Pull Debbie away from the nozzle of the marguerita machine (the girl puts up a hell of a fight) and drag Jim away from his latest hooker... 
....we can get this show rolling! Is that a man or a lady? |
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((((Ghost)))) G'evening hon! Hope you're keeping warm!
Hiya sweetie......aint easy in this weather.... guessin its about 20 deg colder up there??
It's -11 right now, that's without the windchill too...Need someone to keep me warm..hehe! |
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Sorry I missed a few pages-my internet was out...
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Sorry I missed a few pages-my internet was out... (((((Holly)))) G'evening sweetie! |
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Sorry I missed a few pages-my internet was out... Glad you are back with us Baby! Muah....(Swinging a golf club eratically to fend off the other horn dogs circling my holly honey) |
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i dont know
but hi holly 
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((((Ghost)))) G'evening hon! Hope you're keeping warm!
Hiya sweetie......aint easy in this weather.... guessin its about 20 deg colder up there??
It's -11 right now, that's without the windchill too...Need someone to keep me warm..hehe! the rest a yoos guys stay back....the line forms behind me...... 
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Right on! Looks like the drunks are sobering up enough to stagger into the studio...now if we can just Pull Debbie away from the nozzle of the marguerita machine (the girl puts up a hell of a fight) and drag Jim away from his latest hooker...
....we can get this show rolling! Is that a man or a lady? ummmmmm......it kinda looks like one of Mingles famous.......threadmasters on a bad night...LOL 
or maybe a good night..... 
who knows........ 
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Hi Ponie!
Hi Rare! Hi Kruppie!!
Hi Ghost! |
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Right on! Looks like the drunks are sobering up enough to stagger into the studio...now if we can just Pull Debbie away from the nozzle of the marguerita machine (the girl puts up a hell of a fight) and drag Jim away from his latest hooker...
....we can get this show rolling! Is that a man or a lady? ummmmmm......it kinda looks like one of Mingles famous.......threadmasters on a bad night...LOL
or maybe a good night.....
who knows........
 So Now I know what to expect, huh?
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hello everyone! Woody here! I was out hunting wild boar in the aztec plains. It was a great day with sunshine and rain, yes rain. I got all wet and decided to strip and let my clothes dry in the sunshine while they layed on a rock. That's when the natives came, took my clothes and left me to the wild beasts! So, naturally , I started wandering around aimlessly, since they also took my gps tracking device. Soon after, a group of wild women came along, and I do mean WILD! They took me to their hut and totally had their way with me. I tried to tell them to stop, but they did not understand moaning! I finally "escaped" when I looked at my watch and realized that the show was on. I swam the amazon and climbed aboard a passing cruise ship which was headed for New York. I hung out there for some fun and finally came home to join the show!! Sorry I am late!!!
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Door # 3....no 4 oh wait......I want ummmmm door # 6 yea thats it 6 Today is your lucky day my man! You will receive a live in PC repair and upgrade technician for two years to service your PC and occasionaly hit on your visiting relatives. 
Enjoy it! We don't offer crappy vacations to the Bahamas or convertable Corvettes like those other weak-@ssed game shows....We put it in your face!!!! But, since you didn't take door # 3....I will just put that one in my car.... 
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