I wonder ifffff........

I sat under the Christmas tree
on Christmas eve
with a big bow on top of my head
if anything would happen ??

I wonder ifffff........

I sat under the Christmas tree
on Christmas eve
with a big bow on top of my head
if anything would happen ??

Ahhhhhh I feel better. No gypsy, you need to understand the full story. I didn't persue her. She persued me and now its like stalking/ tormenting. She kept claiming she's changed. Yes she has...for the worse. Some f*cking people just don't get the message until warning shots with a rifle are fired at them. Ya know what I mean? Tonight was the end all be all. I wish I had a rubber stamp that said "PEST". I'd whack her in the forehead with it. I'm hoping she got the message. I'd hate to waste bullets on warning shots.

DEAR DIARY........Another person at work asked if I lost more weight. I have no idea.....could this be the reason people keep trying to feed me????

im hungry ....i want tater cassarole !

YOU GET NOTHING BUT BREAD AND WATER!!!

It is the Holiday Season. People stuff food into everybody during this season...even big people get stuffed. It makes the stuffer feel oozy good inside.
"Are you losing weight? I just happened to make this pecan pie, [and if you say that you like it, then everybody will have to say that they like it, too, and I will be a Somebody Cool]."

That's some hard stuff, biker. I'd bet that it makes you mad that she pushed until you had to do it, and you've probably been patient until frogs grew wings.
The...odd part...is that she won't remember much of this after a while, and get back in touch with you.
Heavy cross to bear. Best of luck.

...much appreciated. Yeah she's on another planet. And you're right. Her memory is shot. I don't have to change numbers gypsy. I have a blackberry. I can block her calls. She sent messages to me after the phone call. I sent her own messages back to her. I'm done. Can't take it. Like you said she pushed me to my limit. I'm gonna ignore her.

Noooooooooo this one girl keeps asking me if Ive lost weight and she doesnt try to feed me. Ive been eating chocolates all night at work.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy purple!!!! I want videos on youtube with your gum!!!

oh and biker!!! I want video of you with your gum and cat too!!!!

lets title it........"YOURRRRRRRRRRR GETTING NOTHING BUT GUM FOR XMAS"

Lemme guess.
Your "energy waves" are radiating that you do the having-a-baby-breathing exercises when you drive, and you're happily munching six different neat cheeses, that LHB sent to you, and "something about you is different" so...guess what she's thinking.
Easy guess.
Real easy.

fukcing shoot me now !
cat stepped on remote ,
and it's the church channel,
and they are show barney cartoon's ......