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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 8
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:09 PM
http://www.castanet.net/weather/ Risk of frost bite????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:10 PM
Will you wax my ass? A friend of mine offered to pay me to do her eyebrow and lip waxing every 2 weeks. I used to do it professionally and have all the stuff.......so why not???? I think if you really think about it.......people can make extra money somehow. Now I wanna eat!!! Ive never waxed an azzzzzz before....or any other person's nether regions. I have waxed my own nether regions but its soooooooooooo painful....

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:11 PM
are they nether regions because they are far away or just "unused"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:13 PM
are they nether regions because they are far away or just "unused" hahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! probably both!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:14 PM
Dear diary.......do my dishes make you horny baby????? Well do they????

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:16 PM
What size is your cup?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:17 PM
What size is your cup? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ABOUT A CUP AND A HALF...SOAKING WET!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:17 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this chocolate cheeeeeeeeeeese if FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:22 PM
Chocolate cheese...where??? what??? you have some????? Will you marry me?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:23 PM
Chocolate cheese...where??? what??? you have some????? Will you marry me? Biker sent me a whole bunch of cheeses from Wisconsin and one of them is chocolate cheese. It has nuts in it......it tastes like fudge!!!! omgggggggggggggggggggggg itssssss soooooo good!!! ok just 1 more teeeeeeeeeeeeeensy piece!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:24 PM
I will pencil you in for the marriage on thursday.......

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:25 PM
dd, I only want her for her chocolaty -cheesy goodness.... OOOO that reminds me.... I need to write a letter to Summers' EVE.... I have an idea!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:27 PM
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ewwwwwwwwww!!!! Dear diary.......I only want ddn for his snow shovelling skills and maybe change a lightbulb or sumtin

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:29 PM
In my family we know our position.... "Men are "forklifts with di*ks" hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ewwwwwwwwww!!!! Dear diary.......I only want ddn for his snow shovelling skills and maybe change a lightbulb or sumtin

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:30 PM
Dear diary..........I need a fork lift with a d*ck!!! I wonderrrrrrrrrrrrr where I can find one???

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:32 PM
HERE!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/15/08 02:33 PM
dd, The brats, I children want me to feed them, again!!!! WTF...I fed them yesterday????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:34 PM
Of course!!! I can always find a forklift with a d*ck on MINGLE 2!!!! THANK YOU MINGLE2!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:34 PM
dd, The brats, I children want me to feed them, again!!!! WTF...I fed them yesterday???? Dont they know how to feed themselves????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/15/08 02:35 PM
omggggggggggggggg I dont wanna go to work!!!! NONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DONT MAKE ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE!!!