aww let's run away to Hawaii instead
we will marry local boys who only like us for our blondness
so we will have to help each other with our roots!

dear diary,

I secretly still love Paula Abdul


Lost in a dream
Don't know which way to go
If you are all that you seem
Then baby I'm movin' way too slow

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please

[Chorus:]
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run

Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun

Time's standing still
Waiting for some small clue
I keep getting chills
When I think your love is true

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please

[Chorus:]
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun

You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me ?

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book

I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please

[Chorus cont.]

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please

I"M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOO ALIVE!!!
glad to have made it out an home again ALIVE!!
got cat food and people foods
and I got MAIL!!
I got GUM !!!
and I'm seeing spots damn it I am seeing SPOTS !! oh nooo prolly a head ache to follow

woopwoop congratulations!

I'm freeeeezing but YAY!! got fooods

I'm really hungry but cold an eggshausted

well turn on the oven and warm yourself up!

I have the ceramic heater on an a house coat on top of my clothes.....i'm still freezing ...I think a card board box would be warmer then this place

awww I'm sorry love

my car kept making this funny "binnng" noise as I was driving along today I couldnt figure it out "BINNG" WTF!?! hit the gas a lil more
"binng".....grrrr..........vrooOOOMMMM......"BINNNG"

I got to town an parked an tried to figure it out... one of my doors was open a bit ,,,but frozen shut ..a bit ...ha ha I laughed when I figured it out.."binng"

Hey Purple, that looks a little dangerous...lol

ha ha

got insurance??
oh my neck!!!

Dear Diary,
I'm sorry I could never give him a complete family, like he deserved.

awww {{{{{{{{{{Angel}}}}}}}}}}}
awww you gotta stop feeling so down

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
this boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him
up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her
motorhome with her... so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my
shirt...so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go
to town cowboy... "
And here I am."
See, Blond Men do exist!!!!!!!

Yee ha! And that lewd conduct ticket was worth it!

haha I just watched the movie *Zohan
pretty funny

told you it was funny !

B.C. Humor


A blonde woman in Vancouver was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier,crying.He took pity on her and said,"Look, you have so much to live for.

I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like,I can stow you away on my ship .

I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday."Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,"I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy."

The blonde nodded,after all what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night,the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,and then they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later during a routine inspection,she was discovered by The Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an Arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained."I get food and a trip to Hawaii,and in return he's screwing me."

"He certainly is,"the Captain said. "You're on the Nanaimo Ferry."

run's through and jello bomb's purple !

Dear diary, what a day. Its dangerously cold. Its -17 here in minnesota with a -40 below windchill.