Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy:
''You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend! I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy:
''That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool.''

Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her.''

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy hasn't said a word, they asked him. ''You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?''

Fourth guy smirks and says:
''I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: Fishing or Sex?"

She said: ''Wear sun-block.''