Hey, Gang.
Merry Christmas and . . . Happy New Year

or, if you're socially conscious and easily offended,


Please accept with no obligation (whether implied or implicit) our/my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion (or lack thereof) of your choice or secular practices (or lack thereof) of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others (or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all), and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009 A.D., but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not necessarily implying that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “America” in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability (or lack of ability), religious faith (or lack of faith), choice of computer platform (Apple or IBM), or sexual preference of the wishee (whether human or animal or with human or animal).



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See, you could've spared yourself all that extra crap and just said Merry Christmas, and to hell with anybody that is "offended".

THANK you
this politically correct crap is for the birds

Whatever you are celebrating, may it be safe & full of peace, love & happiness.

Season's Greetings Everyone

Im not religious so you would think that I would be more inclined to be PC--but this PC bullsh*t is just freakin rediculous.

Its merry christmas you f*cktards...todays american society is just overboard on this 'oohhhh dont offend anyone'--but its still ok to make fun of 'whitey'

Hey look everyone! I knew dance ---------)

MY BROTHER SENT THAT TO ME, AND I THOUGHT W.T.H.!!!!

TRUST ME I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY, I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

I don't believe in Political Correctness at ALL.

I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Raptor riding Jesus... I would probably be shot the second I touch the soil of United States for being so politically incorrect.

NO WE DON'T SHOOT YOU FOR THAT, WE PUT YOU INTO OFFICE

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!