There was this little boy setting on the side of the curb, dripping battery acid on ants, a priest walks by and says,
child what are you doing, the boy replied I'm cleaning the earth of these filthy ants, the priest replied but the battery acid you are using
is evil made by the devil himself, you should be playing with holy water, the little boy ask, why is that, the priest says
well just yesterday I sprinkled some holy water on a pregnant woman's belly and she passed a baby, the little boy started laughing and said that aint sh*t,
about an hour ago I put some acid on a cats ass and it passed a Volkswagen.