Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess’ lap and said, “Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young
Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and
happy doing so.

That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a
white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought…..

“I don’t f***ing think so!”

Poor froggy

^5 princess

yummy prince!

well, that was sick. the princess is like Gloria Steinum with no regards
for the frog's position on life, so she ate him instead. frog legs are
pretty good, tho.

I just thought she'd say "Heck No... because you are just a TAD pole...
" We all know princesses and queens think BIG! lol

ya well not only did she think big, she turned around and ate him.

Can't say I blame her... hee hee hee!

well ah neither can i ....look at all the **** he wanted her to do after
l kiss.

stupid frog, thats the mans job, not the womans, the womans job is to
sit around, look pretty and make sure they guys hard earned paycheck is
spent right, not cook and clean and stuff, god made guys with muscles
for a damned reason, so women didnt have to work...