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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 7
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 12:33 PM
<---has pallet of quilted charmin and northern. I switch off. Variety is the spice of life.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/08/08 12:34 PM
i had sloppy joes for dinner ! OMG!! we had SLOPPY's last night !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/08/08 12:35 PM
Dear diary..........would you mind if I snuck off and had an affair with........ WALTEC???? I must get ready for work!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/08/08 12:38 PM
sigh........ I've got NOtech shower head

907daydreamer Joined Thu 06/19/08 Posts: 2829	Mon 12/08/08 12:39 PM
dear diary, why does Gypsy get to have an affair before I get any at all??!!?!?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/08/08 12:39 PM
I've got a toaster in the tub

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 12/08/08 12:39 PM
i had sloppy joes for dinner ! OMG!! we had SLOPPY's last night !! me too ...just finished them off today for dinner ! had french fry's with mine ...

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 12/08/08 12:40 PM
I've got a toaster in the tub talk about curling your toes !

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 12/08/08 12:41 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 12:46 PM
The funniest asswipe ever ever ever ever I did see was when we were up at crazy brians farm up north. Justin took a crap. Brian and I are drinking beer and justin walks out and says "Hey dumbass brian- you're out of toilet paper and I just took a sh!t" Brian says "Well you will just have to find something to use". Justin gives brian a dirty look, walks over to brians car, opens the door, reaches in and pulls the headrest up and right out of the drivers seat, drops his pants, and wipes his ass with it and then puts it back. I fcking laughed till I cried for 2 days. "Hey brian anyone tell you your car stinks?" "Fck you kyle!" "Hey brian, whered you get those striped seat covers? Did they have a sale at autozone?" "Fck you kyle!" "Aw brian its JUSTINother brown mark" "Fck you kyle!"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 12:51 PM
"Hey brian did you let HUGH JAZZ drive your car again?" "F*ck you kyle!"

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 12/08/08 01:52 PM
its JUSTINother brown mark"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/08/08 02:19 PM
Dear diary.......I often wonder about biker's friends!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/08/08 02:37 PM
<----staring off into space..........daydreaming again!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/08/08 02:38 PM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG MY BUM WARMING SEATS IN MY CAR ARE THE BESSSSSSSSSSSSSTEST BESTTTTTTTTTTEST!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 02:40 PM
Gypsys hot! But she does have a cold bum.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 02:43 PM
My beer was getting warm at sturgis so I stuck it between her bum cheeks to cool it off. She got cold tootsies too. She put her tootsies on my bum to warm them up and I jumped.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 12/08/08 02:43 PM
Gypsys hot! But she does have a cold bum. I doooooooo!!!!! <-----runs off to work!!!! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 12/08/08 02:45 PM
Everyone should have bum and tootsie warmers.

907daydreamer Joined Thu 06/19/08 Posts: 2829	Mon 12/08/08 04:55 PM
dear diary, I'm headed to work. Please let the man of my dreams email me before I return.