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Topic: Florida court set atheist holy day
Thomas3474 Joined Mon 11/10/08 Posts: 2713	Sat 12/06/08 12:06 AM
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida,an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days.He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians,Jews & observances of their holy days.The argument was ~ it is unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s). The case was brought before a judge.After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer,the judge banged his gavel declaring,'Case dismissed.The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying,'Your honor,how can you possibly dismiss this case?The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover,Yom Kippur & Hanukkah.Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.'The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,'But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.'The lawyer said,'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.'The judge said,'The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus,it is the opinion of this court,that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.Court is adjourned.

polaritybear Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4669	Sat 12/06/08 12:08 AM
Yay, everybody wins!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 12/06/08 12:12 AM
Yay, everybody wins! I don't think that you read it.

polaritybear Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4669	Sat 12/06/08 12:15 AM
Yay, everybody wins! I don't think that you read it.

Thomas3474 Joined Mon 11/10/08 Posts: 2713	Sat 12/06/08 12:17 AM
I love my Aethiest friends....awwwww big group hug!

beautyfrompain Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 4696	Sat 12/06/08 12:18 AM
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida,an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days.He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians,Jews & observances of their holy days.The argument was ~ it is unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s). The case was brought before a judge.After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer,the judge banged his gavel declaring,'Case dismissed.The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying,'Your honor,how can you possibly dismiss this case?The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover,Yom Kippur & Hanukkah.Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays.'The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,'But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.'The lawyer said,'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.'The judge said,'The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus,it is the opinion of this court,that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.Court is adjourned. Ha! Amen to that!

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Sat 12/06/08 12:19 AM
I think this is in the wrong section. It ought to be in the joke section... It IS pretty funny though.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 12/06/08 12:22 AM
Yay, everybody wins! I don't think that you read it.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 12/06/08 06:23 AM


hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 12/06/08 06:36 AM
The BIGGEST fools are the ones who say they are christian, yet are the biggest hypocritical bigots. Cheers!

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sat 12/06/08 06:52 AM Edited by transientmind on Sat 12/06/08 07:32 AM
The BIGGEST fools are the ones who say they are christian, yet are the biggest hypocritical bigots. Cheers! I can't think of a way that the judge could be completely impartial but, agreed, he took it in an unprofessional direction <<<Christian.

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Sat 12/06/08 07:31 AM
The BIGGEST fools are the ones who say they are christian, yet are the biggest hypocritical bigots. Cheers! I'm a Christian.........does that make me a hypocrite and a bigot?????

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 12/06/08 07:36 AM
The BIGGEST fools are the ones who say they are christian, yet are the biggest hypocritical bigots. Cheers! I'm a Christian.........does that make me a hypocrite and a bigot????? I didn't say ALL christians. If you have read any of the OP posts, then you will know what I mean.

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Sat 12/06/08 08:28 AM
Sorry about that. I thought you were bashing all Christians.

polaritybear Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4669	Sat 12/06/08 08:30 AM
I love my Aethiest friends....awwwww big group hug! Teehee. You dont have any friends.

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 12/06/08 09:43 AM
Sorry about that. I thought you were bashing all Christians. It's quite alright.

kaadeshka Joined Thu 04/03/08 Posts: 413	Sat 12/06/08 09:45 AM
I love my Aethiest friends....awwwww big group hug! Teehee. You dont have any friends. Well done Polarity!

120557 Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 763	Sat 12/06/08 10:07 AM
Everyone is intitled to their own opinion, so, the hell with the B.S.