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<<<<<<<< this is actually my real haircut. He's my long lost brother! |
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Sure I need the pratice- I'm pregnant with Jimmy Kimmel's baby
And you said you'd wait for me!!! 
Oh! Did I see a nipple??!!! |
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You can always put another one in there!
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as cute as i am.........
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 Woody
Krupa,I'm going to go film my info- mercial now where I have folks mail in checks and money orders for $49.99 to you for your new "How to play Poker Honestly" and "How to Disassemble a Stripper Pole" dvds,,, No you are Not getting a big kiss goodnite!! 
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I keep reading the posts in this thread because I love to be depressed...
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Woody
Krupa,I'm going to go film my info- mercial now where I have folks mail in checks and money orders for $49.99 to you for your new "How to play Poker Honestly" and "How to Disassemble a Stripper Pole" dvds,,, No you are Not getting a big kiss goodnite!!
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No u didn't Woody!
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I gotta a cute poker face, huh?
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I mean......What an ugly mug i got!!!
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Yes Hideous!
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am i droolin'? i think i am!
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I graduated high school at the age of 16. After receiving a full scholarship to MIT, I majored in Software Engineering. After earning my degree at age 21, I soon moved to CA to pursue a career for a major software company making over $250,000 a year. After about three years, I realized there had to be more out there. So, I quit my job one morning and sold all my possessions. I caught a plane to Georgia to begin my 2000 mile journey on the AT. Long before I ever reached Maine, I realized I had something to offer the World. I hitchhiked back to CA. Being the stud I am and not to mention being hung like a studded field mouse, I landed a great job starring in several different pornos with my soon to be ex-wife Bridget the Midget.
I am currently doing carpenter work on the side, in between hanging out with my buddies and smoking pot all day. If your still reading this, I guess your a little interested! What are you waiting for? Send me a message!!! |
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Wait a minute...you were humping Bridgette?!?!?!?!?!
That is MY midget!!!!!!!! Off topic: I don't Need a kiss goodnight Holly....sex will do. hehehehehehehe |
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Hopefully I will land a flick with Gidgette pretty soon!
If you see Bridgette, tell her I want my beads back!!!! |
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I am a twin.
(And I am the b!tch of the two of us) |
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er i mean 
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I am a twin. (And I am the b!tch of the two of us) But Enforcer! You couldn't be a b*tch!!! Look at how happy you look there! (Gotta laugh cause you look p!ssed...Oh Lord I know that look!) |
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Don't have a good night Krupa!
no kisses for u! |
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I am going to fly my private Jet to Texas and kidnap Kruppa and take him to my Mountain cabin and have hot steamy sex morning, noon, and night between gourmet food and stroking him with feathers on a bear skin rug in sexy black lingere from Victoria Secrets while Hard core rock an roll plays in the background.
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