In sci-fi space movies, they jettison corpses out into space via a Jettison Tube. Sort of like going out the TP tube.
At sea, in submarines, they jettison waste thru the torpedo tubes. They used to do that, anyway.

Remember to LOOK SEXY!!!! It could be $$$$$'s less!!!

I have to hide my tp evidence!!!!

dear diary.....I wish someone would dress me, brush my hair, wake me up, throw me in the car and get me motivated to do all that I have to do today!!!!

Local News: Today, investigators looking into the mysterious vanishing of a local woman, discovered her...collection...of artwork. Her hobby seemed to have gained some attention on Ebay, according to a police spokesperson, but the investigators are not commenting any further on the evidence. The artwork is being collected and catalogued, in case of need for further investigation, or in the case inheritors can claim the artwork. Nobody at this station is yet familiar with "TP Artwork", but we are looking into the matter.

Dear diary........put paper on the list of things to buy today!!!!!

Real live paper!!!!

You already ARE motivated, young lady. It shows.
Go see the lube guy, get the car stroked, but be sure to dress sexily. It could save you $$$

Time for 3rd load of laundry. See you later, if you're around. Got to hang, fold, blah blah blah

And I LOVE getting this stuff finished!!

???? Im not purple!!!

Have fun!!!

<----cant get up.....too tired!!

I've had peach yogurt and water, but am looking at this big bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle soup. It's ready to microwave. I like spoiling myself like that. No mess, ready to slurp...and I've got this huge bag of oyster crackers.
Yums.

Im on my 5th or 6th cuppa tea???? I prolly wont eat until supper!!! All that chewing is tiresome!!!!

Aren't we nature's little miracle today? No need for chewing nasty food...just suck life out of thin air?
Eat.
Drink nourishment, if you don't want to chew.
Eat.

Eat, or I'll pizz you off with tales of how this episode is going to embarrass you to look back upon by being weak and normal.

I am thinking of making spaghetti tonight!!!

ok, who peed in the shower this time ????

I really dont eat alot......and lately I havent been very hungry. I think I need more sleep than anything else. But I have a ton to do and no energy.

I havent been in the shower yet.....

Depends.
If the shower was from above, falling on you, I've got a good clue to who peed.

Since Im on the top of the world, I believe I just peed on california!!!

lol, that was pretty funny last night !