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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 5
scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:20 AM
Oh, the ordeals of illness.

You know how much laundry piles up, being sick?
And the bedding goes, too? And all the cleaning up....mad ohwell laugh laugh

I'm just glad I've got the energy to today!!:banana:

scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:29 AM



Maybe I will paint my living room if I ever freaaaaaaaaaaakiing pick out a paint colour????
....I can pick out a colour and then its always the wrong colour anyways!!!laugh noway laugh


Get a can of white, and a can of blue, or other basic color. Put a cup half full of white and add drops of the other and stir. When you find the color you like, keep the cup there, and start to mix larger amounts of white and color in a paint can. Viola! Presto! You've done it!!
THATS AN IDEA!!!drinker flowerforyou

That's how some professionals do it.
You can have cans of basic white, with pints of various base colors.
Even one pint of deep blue, for example, can tint ten gallons of white. Figure 1 1/2 gallons for an average room, I think.
And forget double tinting. It doesn't work to do a room with two tints of the same color. Mix two gallons of the same tint at the same time, and you can use the leftover later, or change its tint for a smaller project.

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Sat 11/29/08 11:30 AM

Oh, the ordeals of illness.

You know how much laundry piles up, being sick?
And the bedding goes, too? And all the cleaning up....mad ohwell laugh laugh

I'm just glad I've got the energy to today!!:banana:
I dont know how the house gets so dirty!!! I barely move from this spot....I think strange fairies come in and mess it up while we sleep!!!shocked

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Sat 11/29/08 11:31 AM




Maybe I will paint my living room if I ever freaaaaaaaaaaakiing pick out a paint colour????
....I can pick out a colour and then its always the wrong colour anyways!!!laugh noway laugh


Get a can of white, and a can of blue, or other basic color. Put a cup half full of white and add drops of the other and stir. When you find the color you like, keep the cup there, and start to mix larger amounts of white and color in a paint can. Viola! Presto! You've done it!!
THATS AN IDEA!!!drinker flowerforyou

That's how some professionals do it.
You can have cans of basic white, with pints of various base colors.
Even one pint of deep blue, for example, can tint ten gallons of white. Figure 1 1/2 gallons for an average room, I think.
And forget double tinting. It doesn't work to do a room with two tints of the same color. Mix two gallons of the same tint at the same time, and you can use the leftover later, or change its tint for a smaller project.
How did you get soooooooooo smart???huh laugh laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 11:35 AM
noway Dear diary........cheesemas is coming soon and I dont have a clue what to get my family. My son wants a car........uhhhhhhhhh YA RIGHT!!! Who knows what to get my dad???? My sister and nephew can get gift cards. The rest of you are getting GUM!!!bigsmile

scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:35 AM
How did you get soooooooooo smart???huh laugh laugh


<--a few years as apartment manager/maintenance and painter.

purplecat's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:38 AM
I feel FRESH!!bigsmile

scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:39 AM

noway Dear diary........cheesemas is coming soon and I dont have a clue what to get my family. My son wants a car........uhhhhhhhhh YA RIGHT!!! Who knows what to get my dad???? My sister and nephew can get gift cards. The rest of you are getting GUM!!!bigsmile


Get them "you".
Get bricks of various cheeses that you enjoy. Cut into inch-thick slabs, then lay the slabs out on a sheet of wax paper. Fit the slabs together, like a quilt. Outline your Christmasy shape, and cut the quilt inside the shape. Give the cheesy Christmas gift. They'll eat it up!

purplecat's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:40 AM
Cheese : the gift that keeps on givingbigsmile

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Sat 11/29/08 11:40 AM
Dear diary........sometimes I dont feel so fresh!!!noway

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Sat 11/29/08 11:42 AM


noway Dear diary........cheesemas is coming soon and I dont have a clue what to get my family. My son wants a car........uhhhhhhhhh YA RIGHT!!! Who knows what to get my dad???? My sister and nephew can get gift cards. The rest of you are getting GUM!!!bigsmile


Get them "you".
Get bricks of various cheeses that you enjoy. Cut into inch-thick slabs, then lay the slabs out on a sheet of wax paper. Fit the slabs together, like a quilt. Outline your Christmasy shape, and cut the quilt inside the shape. Give the cheesy Christmas gift. They'll eat it up!
hahaaaaaaaaaa my family would think I lost my mind!!!! Mini me would be looking for the expensive clothes under the cheese.....dad would be looking for the beer under the cheese.....surprised rofl

purplecat's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:44 AM
maybe you should try the * New * Mass of gills disposible Cherokee hair douche brush??

scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:44 AM
Gypsy Cheesy Christmas Gift: TP Tube Cheese People!

1. Slice four or five kinds/colors of cheese in thin slices, or buy precut cheese.
2. Cookie cutter (round, size of TP tube) cut slices of cheese.
3. Stack colors of cheese as tall as a TP tube. Decorate with Mouse Turds, or sprinkles, etc.
4. Wrap in cling wrap. Refrigerate. Wrap and label as needed.
5. Munch on hors derve with Ritz crackers or other round wafers.

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Sat 11/29/08 11:45 AM

maybe you should try the * New * Mass of gills disposible Cherokee hair douche brush??
I dont think it could tame this mess!!!!noway laugh laugh noway

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Sat 11/29/08 11:46 AM

Gypsy Cheesy Christmas Gift: TP Tube Cheese People!

1. Slice four or five kinds/colors of cheese in thin slices, or buy precut cheese.
2. Cookie cutter (round, size of TP tube) cut slices of cheese.
3. Stack colors of cheese as tall as a TP tube. Decorate with Mouse Turds, or sprinkles, etc.
4. Wrap in cling wrap. Refrigerate. Wrap and label as needed.
5. Munch on hors derve with Ritz crackers or other round wafers.
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!laugh laugh laugh

scoundrel's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:46 AM

maybe you should try the * New * Mass of gills disposible Cherokee hair douche brush??


That sounds like such a turn-on.:tongue:

Why not just buy some calf tongue and use it as a scrubber??

purplecat's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:48 AM
your son wants a car?
fashion him an autombile outta TP rolls with cheese slices an CHEESE WHEELS!!

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Sat 11/29/08 11:48 AM
Dear diary......I just realized I have masses of tp rolls with writing on them by on the table by the door. If I died and someone came in to clean up.........they would think I was INSANE!!!surprised scared rofl

purplecat's photo
Sat 11/29/08 11:49 AM
I gotta get dressed my car appointment is at 1:00 at Canadian Tire Port Albernie

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Sat 11/29/08 11:50 AM

your son wants a car?
fashion him an autombile outta TP rolls with cheese slices an CHEESE WHEELS!!
I dont really feel like getting him anything right now!!! I cant even look at my dad without contempt!!!explode ANOTHER lovely xmas!!!frustrated

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