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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 5
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Sat 11/29/08 01:33 AM
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Sat 11/29/08 01:34 AM

Dear diary, What non perishable item does Gypsy want from Japan for Christmas?
Hmmmmmmmm anything worth 99 cents!~~!!!bigsmile :banana:

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Sat 11/29/08 01:36 AM
You want ME for christmas!!

<----- worth 98.5 cents

Thats quite a lot of stuff here!!

Address please!!

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Sat 11/29/08 01:55 AM
Dear Diary.. man this scuba gear is expensive!!

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Sat 11/29/08 01:55 AM
do you come with a bow ontop of your head pete????laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 01:57 AM
dear diary.......I remember being 5 years old and at my uncles on xmas night and he was playing guitar and singing "All I want for xmas is my 2 front teeeeef" they made me sing it......and magically..........








SANTA BROUGHT ME MY 2 FRONT TEEF!!!!surprised

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Sat 11/29/08 02:01 AM
That what my daughter got last year!! haha... Well I am off, hopefully leaving work in abotu 15 mins. have a nice night!!

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Sat 11/29/08 02:06 AM

Dear Diary.. man this scuba gear is expensive!!
I dont like swimming wit da fishes!!!!surprised scared

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Sat 11/29/08 02:07 AM

That what my daughter got last year!! haha... Well I am off, hopefully leaving work in abotu 15 mins. have a nice night!!
didnt I already say gnite to you like 19 times?????

Immmmmmmmmmmm getting all mixed up!!! I should go to bed soon too!!! Too many sleepless nights lately.....yawn

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Sat 11/29/08 02:17 AM
Helllllllllllllo!!flowerforyou :banana: bigsmile

Goodnite? laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 02:22 AM
yawn later

asleep

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Sat 11/29/08 02:22 AM
ohhhhhhhhhh scoundrel..........I think I need me sleeeeeeeeps!!!! Life is catching up to me..........I izzzzzzzzzzzzzz tired!!!yawn yawn yawn

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Sat 11/29/08 09:45 AM
I'd like to be
under the sea
in an octopus' garden
with Shade
:smile:

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Sat 11/29/08 10:35 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another day where the cat starts chewing plastic bags to wake me up!!!!!grumble yawn

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Sat 11/29/08 10:36 AM
He'd let us in,
knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden
in the shade
:wink:

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Sat 11/29/08 10:36 AM

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another day where the cat starts chewing plastic bags to wake me up!!!!!grumble yawn

smart cat
knows what works!!laugh laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 10:40 AM
I could have slept another 4 hours!!!!grumble I havent slept alot this week!!! My co workers have been asking if Ive lost more weight. I dunno.....I dont feel any thinner????huh

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Sat 11/29/08 10:49 AM
The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff my favourite

And my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect


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Sat 11/29/08 10:52 AM
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 10:53 AM
<<-- Potential Murder Suspectpitchfork

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