Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 5 | |
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Dear diary, What non perishable item does Gypsy want from Japan for Christmas? |
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You want ME for christmas!!
<----- worth 98.5 cents Thats quite a lot of stuff here!! Address please!! |
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Dear Diary.. man this scuba gear is expensive!!
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do you come with a bow ontop of your head pete????
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dear diary.......I remember being 5 years old and at my uncles on xmas night and he was playing guitar and singing "All I want for xmas is my 2 front teeeeef" they made me sing it......and magically..........
SANTA BROUGHT ME MY 2 FRONT TEEF!!!! |
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That what my daughter got last year!! haha... Well I am off, hopefully leaving work in abotu 15 mins. have a nice night!!
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Dear Diary.. man this scuba gear is expensive!! |
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That what my daughter got last year!! haha... Well I am off, hopefully leaving work in abotu 15 mins. have a nice night!! Immmmmmmmmmmm getting all mixed up!!! I should go to bed soon too!!! Too many sleepless nights lately..... |
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Helllllllllllllo!!
Goodnite? |
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later
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ohhhhhhhhhh scoundrel..........I think I need me sleeeeeeeeps!!!! Life is catching up to me..........I izzzzzzzzzzzzzz tired!!!
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I'd like to be
under the sea in an octopus' garden with Shade |
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another day where the cat starts chewing plastic bags to wake me up!!!!!
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He'd let us in,
knows where we've been In his octopus' garden in the shade |
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another day where the cat starts chewing plastic bags to wake me up!!!!! smart cat knows what works!! |
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I could have slept another 4 hours!!!! I havent slept alot this week!!! My co workers have been asking if Ive lost more weight. I dunno.....I dont feel any thinner????
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff my favourite And my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect |
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AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
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<<-- Potential Murder Suspect
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