Topic: What's the worst thing a GIRL could do an a date? | |
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Edited by
artcat
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Sun 11/23/08 05:58 AM
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OUCH!!! Where'd everybody go? Guess my last post was a thread killer, so to speak.
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ask if she can be buried in your family's cemetary
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Don't think the guys appreciated it as much as the lady folk did.
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Don't think the guys appreciated it as much as the lady folk did. oh well can't help it that God gave adam the penis to stand and pee running around.. and gave Eve a Brain..... one must just get over these little things... I think I will shut my mouth now.... |
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rip off a stinky, nasty, loud fart, Are you KIDDING me?? That would give me the best indication of how cool she is! OMG!!!! I can get you a number!!! LOL My friend had a date that hiked her leg and farted (in a skirt) before getting into his truck. Pretty considerate I guess not to want to share the stench!!!! I think she would be a perfect match for you!!!! |
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rip off a stinky, nasty, loud fart, LOL... what about a silent killer? |
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rip off a stinky, nasty, loud fart, LOL... what about a silent killer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMny28MxwkY |
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Sun 11/23/08 10:32 AM
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"Im looking for a great guy who wants to settle down and have kids"
"Wats ur annual wage?" "As long as we use condoms, u will be safe" "Mommy says i have to be home by 9" "Ive brought my 5 kids, is that ok?" "My ex was such a great guy, i still miss him" |
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Hook up with another guy.
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Hook up with another guy. While simultaneously on a date with you? Yeah that sucks. |
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Act as if being neurotic, insecure, pessimistic, negative, and depressingly hopeless is normal behavior. Bye.
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If during any normal conversation she starts talking about castration of cutting off penises- over. Bye.
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If her core goal in life is to belittle every man she meets for something that happened in her past that she refuses to get over- bye.
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If her core goal in life is to belittle every man she meets for something that happened in her past that she refuses to get over- bye. isn't she on Mingle? |
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If while on a dinner date a guy shows up and she sells him drugs because you find out she's a drug dealer and she constantly has to "answer her phone" - bye. <----this happened to me. Walked out on her. Left.
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